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thinking about lucifer again and how much i hate the “sadist” image he has.
in the words of the lovely kazuya yamashita (lucifer’s va) in what is probably my favorite otaku fm episode: i believe lucifer thinks about his brothers constantly. honestly love how much kazuya seems to understand lucifer’s character pretty well.
and it doesn’t take that much digging to realize how much lucifer cares about his family. he signed away the freedom he just earned to save his sister. he kept it a secret from his brothers to save them the hurt - thinking it’d be better if that burden fell to him alone. he hid belphie away in the attic to prevent diavolo from finding out belphie wanted to destroy humanity - and face punishment that’s likely worse than death for it. lucifer relies on mammon the most, the one who he seems to be the strictest with. and honestly, i’d be strict too if the last time i rebelled against authority i lost my sister. lucifer is strict with them to protect them, to protect his family.
and i keep thinking about mammon who expressed to have no regrets following lucifer after the celestial war. about beel who sees it as his duty to follow and protect lucifer. about levi being introduced to anime and manga through lucifer.
it’s really no wonder that the way to lucifer’s heart is getting along with his family.
this is only the tip of the iceberg, and there’s so much more to say! but yeah, i think the sadist label is a huge mischaracterization.
Look, I get it. We're into Lucifer because he gives off daddy vibes but we need more headcanons where he isn't the sexiest man in existence and is just some overrated loser (affectionate)
Nobody else will do it, so I'll do it myself
- He makes lame dad jokes 24/7. Mammon, Beel, Belphie, and Asmo love it but always groan in annoyance. Satan hates it because he thinks puns are easy and low hanging fruit in the realm of comedy. Levi hates it because he's supposed to be the funny one (he says he is in a devilgram chat asking what MC's type is)
- He randomly interrupts the brothers just to as questions and watch. Unironically invites himself into Levi's room ask if he's winning. Often leans over Satan's shoulder to see what he's reading. Likes to watch Asmo's devilgram streams during breaks. Often buys Beel food just to watch him eat. Sneaks into the attic to watch Belphie sleep. It's not creepy. He just likes being around them and is too tired to participate.
- His eyes are very dry and he uses eye drops frequently. He needs reading glasses but is embarrassed about it because everything else about him is perfect. He always wears contact lenses that make it worse
- He lets Asmo put makeup on him sometimes. He won't wipe it off because he doesn't want Asmo to believe he didn't do a good enough job to impress Lucifer. He knows Asmo has a low self esteem and will actively embarrass himself to make him happy.
- Always wins claw machines. Never keeps the prizes. Depending on the kind of prize is what he does with it. Gift cards are given to Mammon when he behaves. Anime merch goes straight to Levi. Cute teddy bears are gifts for Asmo, especially if they're pink or have roses. Satan gets any cat stuffed animals, Beel gets ones shaped like food. Belphie gets the bigger prizes, like oversized stuffed toys to use as pillows. Anything he doesn't like or doesn't want to give to his brothers are often give to Cerberus as chew toys. He got one for Luke once but he hid it in his closet because he thought it was cursed. Lucifer was lowkey hurt and never gave him any again.
- He likes hallmark movies. He'll never admit it. He likes to imagine the love interests as Lillith and her lover because in the movies they end up with a happy ending.
- Listens to cursed records while imagining his loved ones. Sappy songs about romance are applied to mc
- Cried while watching the Lion King with Diavolo
I CAN'T HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE MC 😭😭😭 HE'S SO BBGRL! ❤️❤️
Anonymous asked:
haiiii <3 i hope u're doing well! if u don't mind, can i request hcs for the brothers on how they would react to a mc (i don't mind whether it's female or gender-neutral so up to u!) who's a high achiever in human world but struggle a lot and probably fail their classes in devildom? thx so much!! feel free to ignore if u don't feel like writing this <3
When High Achiever!MC Struggles at RAD Headcanons | THE DEMON BROTHERS 2.4k words | SFW | gn!Reader | Hurt/Comfort | Fluff A/N: I resonate a lot with this prompt because I struggled with perfectionism as a student. It would've been a disaster if I was suddenly dropped in the Devildom and expected to do well somehow. lol
You stare at the paper in your hands. Your professor hands back this week’s quiz stating that the class scores are excellent, for the most part. There are a few muffled giggles around you, and you stare at the failing grade circled in red and resist the urge to cry in front of your classmates.
In the human world, you were an excellent student. You studied hard, completed your homework every night, finished all your assigned readings, and always left yourself an extra day or two to proofread your written work for errors and accuracy.
In the Devildom, you still do all those things but it doesn’t matter whether it’s a quiz or an assignment - your marks are horrible. Not just horrible by your standards, either.
Some of the professors approach you quietly after class and suggest remedial classes or private tutoring to help you. Other professors, the ones who are less sympathetic to your struggles, sneer when they hand back your work like you’re a perfect example of how humans are so weak.
The walk home from RAD is a blur. The demon brothers chat animatedly around you, but you aren't paying them much attention.
“We’re gonna order takeout for dinner tonight,” Mammon grins when you walk through the front door behind him. He waves his credit card in your face. “My treat. Whatcha want from Hell’s Kitchen?”
“I’m not hungry,” you mutter when you brush past him. You move through the clump of demons in the hallway and head to your room. Your bag slips off your shoulder to the floor, and you fall face-down on your bed and finally let yourself cry.
You don’t know how long you sob into your pillow, cursing yourself for your failures and wishing you never came here, until there’s a soft knock on your door and a familiar voice calling your name.
Lucifer: why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you. Go on, ask me to kill for you.
Y/n: First of all, calm down.
The butler event is so fucking funny like:
Lucifer: Since we have to learn about human society for a RAD assignment we all have to be MC's butlers.
Me: That's borderline nonsensical and it's an open-ended assignment so you could really do anythin--
Lucifer: We have to obey MC and wait on them hand and foot and call them Master IT CANNOT BE HELPED IT'S FOR AN ASSIGNMENT.
MC: You know Lucifer kind of reminds me of a cat sometimes.
Solomon: Really?
MC: Yeah I don’t really know how to explain it. I guess it’s just some of his behaviour.
A few moments later
Solomon: Pspspsps come here Lucifer pspsps make a pact with me pspsps
Their relationship actually means the world to me
I would kill for solmare to give us the story of how they met, the way they did with Beel & Lucifer AND to address the issues Mammon had with Lucifer that they brought up in S2 and then buried
thinking about lucifer again and how much i hate the “sadist” image he has.
in the words of the lovely kazuya yamashita (lucifer’s va) in what is probably my favorite otaku fm episode: i believe lucifer thinks about his brothers constantly. honestly love how much kazuya seems to understand lucifer’s character pretty well.
and it doesn’t take that much digging to realize how much lucifer cares about his family. he signed away the freedom he just earned to save his sister. he kept it a secret from his brothers to save them the hurt - thinking it’d be better if that burden fell to him alone. he hid belphie away in the attic to prevent diavolo from finding out belphie wanted to destroy humanity - and face punishment that’s likely worse than death for it. lucifer relies on mammon the most, the one who he seems to be the strictest with. and honestly, i’d be strict too if the last time i rebelled against authority i lost my sister. lucifer is strict with them to protect them, to protect his family.
and i keep thinking about mammon who expressed to have no regrets following lucifer after the celestial war. about beel who sees it as his duty to follow and protect lucifer. about levi being introduced to anime and manga through lucifer.
it’s really no wonder that the way to lucifer’s heart is getting along with his family.
this is only the tip of the iceberg, and there’s so much more to say! but yeah, i think the sadist label is a huge mischaracterization.
Look, I get it. We're into Lucifer because he gives off daddy vibes but we need more headcanons where he isn't the sexiest man in existence and is just some overrated loser (affectionate)
Nobody else will do it, so I'll do it myself
- He makes lame dad jokes 24/7. Mammon, Beel, Belphie, and Asmo love it but always groan in annoyance. Satan hates it because he thinks puns are easy and low hanging fruit in the realm of comedy. Levi hates it because he's supposed to be the funny one (he says he is in a devilgram chat asking what MC's type is)
- He randomly interrupts the brothers just to as questions and watch. Unironically invites himself into Levi's room ask if he's winning. Often leans over Satan's shoulder to see what he's reading. Likes to watch Asmo's devilgram streams during breaks. Often buys Beel food just to watch him eat. Sneaks into the attic to watch Belphie sleep. It's not creepy. He just likes being around them and is too tired to participate.
- His eyes are very dry and he uses eye drops frequently. He needs reading glasses but is embarrassed about it because everything else about him is perfect. He always wears contact lenses that make it worse
- He lets Asmo put makeup on him sometimes. He won't wipe it off because he doesn't want Asmo to believe he didn't do a good enough job to impress Lucifer. He knows Asmo has a low self esteem and will actively embarrass himself to make him happy.
- Always wins claw machines. Never keeps the prizes. Depending on the kind of prize is what he does with it. Gift cards are given to Mammon when he behaves. Anime merch goes straight to Levi. Cute teddy bears are gifts for Asmo, especially if they're pink or have roses. Satan gets any cat stuffed animals, Beel gets ones shaped like food. Belphie gets the bigger prizes, like oversized stuffed toys to use as pillows. Anything he doesn't like or doesn't want to give to his brothers are often give to Cerberus as chew toys. He got one for Luke once but he hid it in his closet because he thought it was cursed. Lucifer was lowkey hurt and never gave him any again.
- He likes hallmark movies. He'll never admit it. He likes to imagine the love interests as Lillith and her lover because in the movies they end up with a happy ending.
- Listens to cursed records while imagining his loved ones. Sappy songs about romance are applied to mc
- Cried while watching the Lion King with Diavolo
mammon: its women’s history month ur not allowed to be mean to me
the rest of the brothers: ur not a woman????
mammon: yeah but MC said i was their babygirl
mc:
mc: yeah i can confirm that
the rest of the brothers:
the rest of the brothers:
MC: *sorting through and separating the food on their plate*
Mammon: why tf did we get the autistic one
I'm going to turn into the most annoying person alive when this shit comes out
psa to the poor suckers following me
