“do you seriously think you’re above the rules” the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they’re not stupid. this isn’t a difficult concept to grasp.

I had an interesting night last night

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

got my kobeni figure in today! it’s flimsier than i expected so i put it in a display case :)

don’t worry guys, she’s not trapped in there. see, the lid is removable :)

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

Every time I see some deep cut Tolkien post on Tumblr I think back to how Stephen Colbert basically admitted to having an account and said we'd never find him. And depending on the nature and quality of the post I am looking at, I will hope that that is Mr. Colbert. Anyway this is a 12/10

This is exactly why this breed is not meant for a suburban backyard (VIA)

I feel like Trees should have a thing like the others.

Like Water does floods

Fire does... well... fires.

Wind does tornados and hurricanes an shit like that

Earth should be able to like... sprout trees at random, can you imagine the chaos?

"Yeah, a forest just sprouted in New York, causing millions in property damage, darnit Earth. What will your whacky ass do next?"

I feel like trees should be able to do more than just hang out and make oxygen. They should be allowed to be menaces too.

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Not to talk about medical issues on main but as of this week I officially have Syndrome That Makes Sitting Down Hurt. Which paired with my Disorder That Makes Standing Up Hurt puts me in a real pickle

Have you considered hanging from your ceiling like a bat?works wonders for me

rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

In a thousand years one (1) dedicated historian will one day reach enough background knowledge in their specific subfield to totally decode this thread and it will make them so happy.

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

man this place seems like a really good alternative to Twitter and Reddit for real. I'm beginning to love this place. And some people even recognise me here :3

Still gonna stay on the sinking ships tho, until we finally hit rock bottom

Are you sure you want to be staying on sinking ships? I heard the last time a couple of people tried it didn’t go so well for them 😔

I'll take that risk, Twitter gave me my bf and took my virginity

More power to you, but as a long time redditor that had joined in around 2015, it was hard to watch the platform slowly die off with the rise of the extremist subreddits and lack of connection between administration and the user base. It’s why when the apollo fiasco happened I just stopped browsing it, and I feel like a lot of people did as well. It wasn’t something we didn’t all see coming a mile away, we were all just holding our hopes up that maybe it’d get better. I think that mastodon and lemmy have a real chance if they can iron out the kinks, but until there’s mobile apps and it’s been around for a couple years they’ll just be in a weird limbo. I do find it funny though that just a couple decades ago we were on BBS, and then we went to Usenet and RSS feeds. Now those things are making a major come back (or rather, the fediverse is expanding on them to provide the more modern features we all had become accustomed to.) It’s a weird time in internet history none the less, and in world history as well.

I mean, ruff ruff arf arf~

good girl :3

Hey I’m about to make a very bad post. Just a fair warning

She moby on my dick till I blow hole

Don’t inflict this on 13k people