Mark Hamill’s autographs are hilarious
Part 2 of the autographes: https://bit.ly/3CFiHzc

The shows I follow can be divided into two categories:
a) This fucking show (complimentary)
b) This fucking show (derogatory)
Gilbert: if anyone speaks ill of Anne, I will personally fight you.
Anne: I wish I wasn't born.
Gilbert: *sighs* carrots no...
once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion
“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
— Neil Gaiman, Coraline
kaz: and that concludes our plan for this heist.
kaz: let’s see if you were all paying attention.
*kahoot music starts*
“Bad” by Royal Deluxe is Kaz Brekker in a song and no one can tell me otherwise
The only coherent reason that LB has for making Kaz 17 is that only a teenager would be emo and depressed enough to say something so totally stupid like “greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever” with complete and utter seriousness. PLSSSS-
why must a sewing job be “good”. is it not enough that i stabbed the fabric with a tiny needle many many times
Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus
were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal
Victoria Schwab, Our Dark Duet
Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath