Out-Dated-Knife

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

3. The car was sitting there completely normally and he Just Does That whenever he needs to drive.

4. He is bad at finding things in parking lots, so it's easier to just teleport it to him. Teleporting himself tends to end with him directly in the path of another car, so he avoids it if possible

5. He's disabled, and teleporting hurts his joints almost as bad as walking to the car

6. HE CAN DO MAGIC, DARN IT! Of course he is going to teleport his car whenever possible! That is SO COOL!

They told you that you were going to lead an army, 10,000 men strong, they didn’t tell you it contained only a single trained soldier, and 9,999 support musicians.

Musicians fucking take it

What able bodied authors think I, an amputee and a wheelchair user, would want in a scifi setting:

What I actually want:

Sorry to derail this somewhat, but on the subject of legs that don’t have to be refitted if you gain or lose weight, there’s a fairly new surgical procedure called osteointegration. Basically a metal implant is inserted into the bone of the residual limb, and it can attach directly to the prosthesis, eliminating the need for a socket! It’s very cool, but it’s also still a pretty new procedure, so insurance companies don’t want to pay for it. I only know two people who have had it, and they both paid for the surgery out of pocket. But they’ve had great success with it, so hopefully that will change in the future!

RAWR XD

Prince and Warriors Ballad

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From Critical Role episode 61

The duality of the two groups meeting a follower of the Dawnfather.

Watch until the end

Personally not my mans, but a friend of mines likes him, so I was inspired to draw the boy

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

I can not with this fool

literally marry him

I have great news my friend

marry him again

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

We had the baby! She was 13 weeks early! My husband got to hold her for the first time yesterday (due to her being in the NICU) and he took one look at her and said

“Oh yeah yup. I’m never going to be able to tell you no to anything ever in my whole entire life. We’re gonna have so many dogs. Oh I’m in so much trouble”

Also it’s his birthday

So he’s doing great ❤️

so apparently I missed the 10-year anniversary of Welcome to Hell on June 5th??? Thinking about doing a "Happy Late Anniversary" stream with the voice actors, would you guys be into that? In the meantime, uhhh... here's a gif of a shot from the upcoming W2H2!

@thelastconfessor

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened