lady who picked up her laptop a minute ago gave me a little origami crow that was like a billion milligrams of dopamine directly into my brain
looks like it's this guy
i dont trust bitches that can have a long day and then go home and make a full dinner bc yk who else could do that? hannibal lecter
so a lawyer (like, a real professional one) had chatgpt write his legal brief and it made up a bunch of fake citations. and he fact-checked those citations by asking chatgpt if those citations were real. and believed it when it said yes.
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
thank u earth for leather & fur & sex & pottery & laughter & rain & the lilac bush & hay in a field & cows to eat the hay & thank u earth for a perfect view of the moon
Bad practical effects >>>>> bad cgi
Give me a dude in a rubber suit or give me death
You know what's even better than bad practical effects? Good practical effects
Me looking at bad cgi: hm. Fake
Me looking at bad practical effects: ohohoho hehehoohoo fuck yeah
Me looking at good practical effects: This Is The Coolest Shit I've Seen In My Life
when I talk about pain being useful some day someone always wants to know how exactly that pain will be useful to them and one big way that it will be is that it’s not you exactly that this experience will be useful to. it may in fact help you help someone else. if your mom dies first you can better help your best friend. if you broke your ribs you can say oh god that’s truly awful when your coworker tells you they broke theirs, and always offer to run to the kitchen or printer for them so they can move less and you’ll remember to do this for the whole six weeks it takes to heal bc it took that long for you. you have to jump your car now you know how to jump a car. you get me here
Sound ON!!
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