Who wore it better?

whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

THIS.

What if Jesus just went in to a coma then woke up 3 days later. Giving the appearance that he resurrected.

Hi, it’s me the-memebase.tumblr.com

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

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Fredrick, Fire Emblem Awakening (pretty much the most raw ass shit you can say right before you about to fuck someone up)

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

Watch with sound.

this guy knows whats up

BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE

some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:

you make my life a living hell,

i sent gays to fix overpopulation.

boy did that go well.

the books you think i wrote are way too thick

who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick

and i dont watch you when you sleep

surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep

you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too

you can eat pork

cause why the fuck would i give a shit?

i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?

Lorde is out of control

LORDE

me: babe don’t apologize I know you were busy, you don’t have to respond to me right away

me in my head: it’s been 4 hours and 22 minutes since you texted me last, who are you fucking? I want names