Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.

PSA for newer users

#I’m unirionically Marge in this situation #HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN THERES LOOMS

cute underwear is the best cure all for low self esteem

i’m gonna be celebrating this comics 10 year anniversary next year and idk how to feel about that tbh

Wild that Harley Quinn has always been this great of a character

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if even MORE stuff shows up on my dash that I did not ask for I swear I shall simply start biting people

Breaking News:

Local tumblrina found LYING to innocent asker in what the prosecutor calls "a crime most foul". The scandal, dubbed as RGBait by major News network TumblrRedhanded, is sure to bring down the accused.

The assigned defense attourney appeared confident, saying "The Defendant can't possibly lie. Nobody who makes such good, touching comics would ever lie on the internet."

However, a person close to the defendant who wants to remain anonymous has produced damning evidence. The photo has been vetted by forensic scientists and has allegedly been taken by the leaker on the same day as the ask. Faint of heart, you may want to look away:

GoldenSadnessDolphin Press has reached out to the assigned attourney for comment, but so far received none. We will update the story if and when new information is available.

i hope this cartoon causes teenage infighting the likes of which steven universe couldnt even dream of

Doing a little Susan Taxpayer cosplay in animal crossing today

SO CUTE

I said ooh girl

sword made of damascus steel

astarion just fully ready to fuck a bear

HE FUCKED THAT BEAR.

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

PSA, as we enter a recession (or are already in one, depending on who you ask)...

now is NOT the time to join a multilevel marketing business.

it's never the time (because they're pyramid schemes) but now is ESPECIALLY not the time, and they're gonna be out in full force trying to recruit people, especially if we start seeing widespread lay offs

If someone wants to offer you a "job opportunity" but won't tell you the name of the company, RUN

if a company requires you to purchase a starter kit, FUCKING RUN

if someone invites you to an "opportunity call" or otherwise pitches this "opportunity" to you, and it's just a whole bunch of love-bombing and motivational speaking, RUN

if you cannot "rank up" in the company without recruiting more people to your team (aka downline), RUN

if you already joined one, cut your losses and quit now. seriously

if your friends/family join them, do not buy from them, even if it's just to support them... buying from people who join MLMs gives them false confidence that they will succeed, and it keeps them in longer, and ultimately they will lose more money, and probably damage a lot of their relationships along the way

99% of people either make no money, or worse, LOSE money, in multilevel marketing. They're scams and commercial cults and the "recession proof industry" marketing campaigns are already well underway, especially in MLMs that are currently on the brink of collapse (like Monat)

don't be fooled. there is no opportunity. it's not a job. it's a scam

(also, watch out for their alternate names... network marketing and social selling are just synonyms for multilevel marketing.)

Eta: if you're not sure if a company is an MLM, Google it. There's an entire database online for this. Search "is [X] an mlm" and if it is, you'll find a wealth of information about how their scams work.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

it was just a misunderstanding

post-timeskip

a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

hear me out. Dark & Back to the Future represent exactly opposite ends of the Time Travel Media Spectrum.

@full-time-dumb-lesbian I think Butterfly Effect (2004) for the top right

yeah good shout

#bottom left bill and ted?

on reflection yeah i think ur right

Yeah