were just not gonna talk abt how 80s shredder was kinda dumb thicc huh

I remember one time someone had this adorable headcanon that when Cobra Commander gets cold he’ll get really sleepy and calm, like an actual snake, so when CC starts freaking out over something Destro will just go turn up the AC

Yes snek boy

Possibly my favorite car wash moment?

For a while, I stood by the road, trying to convince motorists to stop and let  us wash their cars.

This one car full of frat boys drove by in the opposite direction from where I was looking.  They started cat-calling and whistling at myself.

As they passed, I could see the guy in the drivers seat turn to see me from the front, and just get this horrified expression.

They all went completely silent realizing that they didn’t just cat-call a man, but the actual Cobra Commander.

The Cobra Commander in fetish wear.

Don’t mind me, just unhinging reality for a bit.

This is just a normal episode of the Sunbow series. Don’t try to convince me that it’s not.

It absolutely is

I thought you ment this one at first lol

When you’re trying to tell your friend how awesome your favorite character is

Reblog if you’re attracted to 80s villains

HELL YEAH SAME

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

There’s never a bad time to have a TMNT marathon. 

But wait, there’s more!

And of course, the movies! 

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

Reblogging for reference

Does anyone else like 80s Shredder as much as I do? And I like him a LOT

Sameeeeee hes the best!!!!!

Keep You Safe - Starscream x reader TFP

Word count: 1,229

Warnings: character death (in a dream, not real) (but aside from that, this is very fluffy)

A/n: I wrote this using certain writing prompts I found and an idea that I think was in the G1 movie (but I don’t know for sure). I almost forgot I wrote it and I really like it.

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“I am LORD Starscream, Leader of the Decepticons,” Starscream cackled.

He had finally done it. He stabbed Megatron who was now floating lifelessly in space. Now he was taking what he always dreamed and wanted, complete command of the Decepticons. It was finally time, all of his hard work and the pain he had been through finally paid off. You would be lying if you said you weren’t happy for him.

A gold crown was placed on his helm, one that would make any king of the ancient world jealous. The once second in command smirked and savored the satisfying taste of victory. He waved his servo out.

“Bow! All hail Lord Starscream!” he commanded, truly enjoying himself.

All the vehicons obeyed and repeated, “All hail Lord Starscream!”

A smile crept into your facial features, grateful that despite the fact you were just a human, you could see this, his dream coming true. You stared at him and the obeying vehicons with a sense of pride that your friend finally did it.

Oh my god please do a part two where the death happens and the reader grieves and then sees him come back as a ghost like he did in the cartoon

A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"

Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.

"You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honoured to have helped you."

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind… every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

star wars + textpost (part 1/?)

y’all should take this !!

I have decided to include Maxie’s mom in the Brother au! She’s a full time mom, and as the youngest son oras maxie is very close to her c:

Sometimes it just so happens that you share a doodle of Davy Jones as a less threatening type of sea captain, then the next thing you know you and your Discord friends are making an entire AU out of it.

So yeah.

Pirates of the Caribbean Very Small Harbor Town.

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@directorhachi @dirgeofcerberus111

It’s a meme thing.

It practically wrote itself, everyone’s personalities just fit so well! Tommy is the definition of a selfish prick, Trevor is being as dramatic as possible, etc etc. Oh, and Huang has a DS just for fun.

The 3D+HD games have 13 protagonists (discounting online) and there are only 12 couches, so I made the executive decision to cut Advance sorry Mike fans.

Cowboys??? in my gta???????

Los Santos reports : an old man mysteriously finds joy again

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.

I’m bi, and I approve this message.

I’m also bi (sometimes, abrosexuality is weird), and approve this message.

My love life…