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Squawking, Blood-Drenched Aesthete

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

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Rash guard in pool? I think it’s the only way but also I will look like a drip but also I will briefly die in the hot sun until I am in the water

Training is easier if you have goals. Right now I’m focused on running a half marathon in October, but that’s not all I want to do. I should do the good and righteous powerlifter thing and abandon OHP for bench press if I want to actually bench Putin by the end of the year. I need to add about 40 pounds, which is ambitious. But it’s not like he’s going to bench himself, is he.

It’s a hundred degrees and I’m at too many loose ends to get a real workout done. I might do five deadlifts and go jump in the pool.

It's a sad commentary on the state of amateur athletics that the Olympic committee only recognizes one kind of biathlon. In no particular order I submit for consideration some new biathlons for a definition of biathlon that requires at minimum a sport based on man-powered modes of transportation and the use of a ranged weapon to be so transported:

  • cycling, crossbow
  • skateboard, pistol
  • team orienteering, counterweight trebuchet
  • swimming, shepherd's sling
  • lead climbing, long-range rifle
  • rowing eights, punt gun
  • long-distance running, atl-atl
  • bobsled, grenades