🌸🌺Kiki Layne Met Gala 2022🌸🌺

jenny when her tribe said they were done counting the triangles

Best.

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohh that’s why i’m alive

So I decided to look up what songs are turning 10 this year and I'm very *dabs* old and upset

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

i think one of the worst betrayals alex went through was that her father refused to help her by speaking on sean’s abuse. that shattered every last drop of whatever semblance of a father-daughter relationship they could ever have. 

her dad can go to hell. 

Alex was so happy when she got that house, all those no’s to finally get that one yes and her BUM ASS OF A BABY DADDY RUINED IT IN ONE NIGHT! SHE’S ALLOWED ONE SHOT AT THAT MAN! WHATEVER ORGAN SHE HITS SHE HITS!

“It was because of my anxiety. Working out, I would just feel better. It was never about losing weight, it was always about becoming strong and giving myself as much time every day without my phone. I got quite addicted to it. I work out two or three times a day. People are shocked because I didn’t share my ‘journey’. They’re used to people documenting everything on Instagram, and most people in my position would get a big deal with a diet brand. I couldn’t give a flying f**k. I did it for myself and not anyone else. So why would I ever share it? I don’t find it fascinating. It’s my body. People have been talking about my body for 12 years. They used to talk about it before I lost weight. But yeah, whatever, I don’t care. You don’t need to be overweight to be body positive, you can be any shape or size. You know a hundred per cent of the stories written about me have been absolutely fake. The people that came out being like, ‘I trained her,’ I’ve never met in my life. It’s disgusting. I cannot get over it. Some Pilates lady I’ve never met in my life! And I haven’t done any diet. No intermittent fasting. Nothing. If anything I eat more than I used to because I work out so hard. And also, that whole thing of like, ‘Gets Revenge Body’… Oh my god. Suck my dick!” she yells into the empty museum. “It’s ridiculous. I think it’s that people love to portray a divorced woman as spinning out of control, like, ‘Oh she must be crackers. She must’ve decided she wants to be a ho.’ Because what is a woman without a husband? It’s bullshit.”

ADELE photographed by Steven Meisel for BRITISH VOGUE (November 2021)

YUP

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

Lemme just say some thank yous after tonight’s historic win.

Thank you, Cassandra. Rest in power, queen.

Thank you, Will Mega. The first to call them out.

Thank you, Autumn. This is justice.

Thank you, Monica. We will always love you! May Tamitha smile on you.

Thank you, Marcellas. Always use the veto.

Thank you to the GOAT, the best to never win. A queen who still to this day is never given the respect she deserves. Danielle motherfuckin’ Reyes!

Thank you, Amanda. Gone too soon and for no reason.

Thank you, Marvin! Marvin! Marvin!

Thank you, Beau. With love from us polyester-haired bitches!

Thank you, Jameka. I know dealing with Evel Dick must’ve been traumatizing. Respect on that.

Thank you, Parker. A victim of a bad twist.

Thank you, Ollie…. We’ll never forget that HOH live feed 😳

Thank you, Libra. Queen of the coven. Made Big Brother 10 one of its most iconic.

Thank you, Natalie. Like Dani, you were so close.

Thank you, Chima. Production finally got that talk! Shame that mic fell. Never stop being iconic.

Thank you, Kevin for sending Jeff packing when no one would have. I don’t remember BB22.

Thank you, Monet. Went home for no reason.

Thank you, Keith. Angels are smiling now!

Thank you, Lawon. That secret power is finally here.

Thank you, Kalia. Putting Jeff in his place since 2011.

Thank you, Jodi. A BB legend, not in the way you wanted but still iconic.

Thank you, Howard. For standing up for Candice.

Thank you, Candice. I’m heartbroken that traumatic Big Brother experience is now a part of your life story, but it only made you stronger. And now you’re finally getting justice in your name.

Thank you, Devin. Never a dull moment with you.

Thank you, Jocasta. We were so used to giving and now we get to receive!

Thank you, Amber. Challenge champion.

Thank you, Da’Vonne. What can be said? You started this movement. No matter what that foul-breathed father-kisser has to say. You will always be iconic. There will never not be a person who doesn’t know your face or your name. You are a legend.

Thank you, Zakiyah. You are gorgeous, queen.

Thank you, Ramses. You are still black.

Thank you, Dominique. Keep calling out those snakes in the grass.

Thank you, Swaggy. One half of a beautiful couple. Happy for your success!

Thank you, Bayleigh. Never stopped standing up for yourself. God works in mysterious ways. You didn’t win the prize money but you found Swaggy and all the wealth you need.

Thank you, David.

Thank you, Kemi. Like Candice, I’m saddened that your BB experience was tainted but now you’ve been given your justice. Thank you for being you and calling those racist haters out with class.

Thank you, Neeley. Those wigs had me snatched.

Thank you, Danielle Lickey. Set a high standard of a very low bar for black competitors.

Thank you, Justin. Sing a crooner for this day!

Thank you, Keshia. My patience for this show had continued to deplete but I stuck it out for this moment.

Thank you, Omarosa. There was never a doubt you would be an excellent BB player.

Thank you, Metta. For wanting to go home. 😜 (Love you king)

Thank you, Kandi. One of the classiest and best social players that season.

Thank you, Lolo. A hot mess all the way through. I’ll always be excited to see you on a competition show.

Thank you, Ricky. For choosing to keep Tamar.

Thank you, Tamar. The first black winner, by a unanimous vote. You are the standard.

And finally – thank you to all the members of the Cookout for showing how to play this game without isolating or bullying and treating people with respect. Even some of y’all get on our nerves, you will never be as hateful as those other alliances. You kept it classy.

Thank you, Azah. 

Thank you Kyland, Xavier, and Derek F.

Thank you, Hannah.

Thank you, Tiffany.

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

This is what happens when you have a predominantly ETHNIC CAST. They make shit out of nothing and it's FUN! Look at them to the electric slide to the Big Blue Couch theme song

Okay but Whitney made one good point and it’s that the men are afraid of women controlling the power in house, which is extremely ironic considering only men have won HOH’s so far which mean the men themselves are the reason men have gone home for the first three weeks because they keep putting men up.