Gwaine: Eating is, without a doubt, my favourite of the survival-based activities.
Gwaine: Like, I'll breathe, but I don't enjoy it.
Arthur: Where is my sword? You were supposed to sharpen and polish it today.
Merlin: I was polishing it, but my friends stole it from me. I don't have it anymore.
Arthur: Do you really think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?
Merlin: What lie?
Arthur: That you have friends.
Merlin:
Morgana: [to Uther] Good night.
Morgana: Sleep tight.
Morgana: Don't let the fact that you're a terrible person keep you up tonight!
Arthur: So we decided to bring in the one man who's an expert on magic.
Merlin: An expert on magic? Do I know him?
Arthur:
Merlin:
Arthur:
Merlin: Oh! Right! That's me, yes.
Gwen: Why did you two dress as each other for Halloween?
Merlin: Morgana is the scariest thing I could think of.
Morgana: Arthur told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
Merlin: Hey, why don't we all go this year to a haunted castle?
Gaius: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Merlin:
Merlin: what
Gaius: Good night, Merlin.
Morgana: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Merlin: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
Morgana: All right, I got a clown costume, a power drill, and twelve gallons of blood. Think that should do it?
Gwen, laughing: In what Halloween store did you find twelve entire gallons of fake blood?
Morgana:
Morgana: Wait
Morgana: You wanted FAKE blood??
Leon: So, what's your costume for Halloween this year?
Arthur: I'm dressing up as an idiot.
Merlin, walking in: Hey, Arthur, here are those clothes you wanted to borrow.
Percival: Lancelot, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.
Lancelot: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
Gwaine: “Kind, sober, and fully dressed”. Good news, everyone, we found the name of Lancelot’s sex tape!
Leon: Okay, big question here -- what have you done that are you most ashamed of?
Gwaine: I use Wikipedia almost every day, but I never donate.
Lancelot: That's it?! You've been to prison, Gwaine! No regrets there??
Gwaine: Just that they didn't have Wikipedia.
Merlin: Okay, I'll be back soon. If Arthur comes looking for me, tell him I died.
Merlin: And make sure you really sell it. It's this funny thing we're doing.
Gaius:
Merlin:
Gaius: How is that funny?
Morgana: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!
Arthur:
Morgana: You know. Autumn shit.
Gwen: I'm no hero.
Gwen: I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.
Gwaine: Oh, be still, my beating meat.
Lancelot:
Lancelot: Literally, do you EVER think before you speak??
Gwaine: Do I ever what before I what now??
Arthur: I can't play favorites with my children! You never did!
Uther: Of course I did. All parents do.
Arthur: Really? Because I never got any special treatment.
Uther:
Arthur:
Uther: I think you can do the math here.
Arthur: Damn.
Gwen: How are you?
Merlin: Please don't make me think about my life.
Gaius: Now, Merlin, before I leave, you are not to engage or partake in any of the following.
Gaius: Drugs. Kissing. Tattoos. Piercings. Ritualistic animal sacrifices.
Gaius:
Gaius: Oh, my god, I'm giving you ideas.
Gwaine: What if nobody looks down here? What if nobody ever finds us? What if we're stuck here forever? How are we going to survive? What are we going to eat?
Merlin: Guys, if it comes down to it -- and I mean this -- I want you both to eat me.
Gwaine: I had a protein bar in my car! I don't know why I left it in my car!
Arthur: [sighing] Merlin, I already told you this back in the jammed elevator two years ago -- I'm not going to eat you.
Gwaine: Okay, you say that now, but we may never get out of here, and that means we might need to make some hard decisions!
Morgana: If you're thinking about killing someone, don't.
Morgana: Not "don't kill them," but don't think about it. Just do it already.