Scar: Did there come a time when you made the decision to leave your husband?
Etho: Yes
Scar: Did he try to do something to you?
Etho: Yes, he tried to kill me
Scar: And you felt that was the last straw?
Etho: What do you think?
Grian, to Mumbo: You are a constant source of disappointment.
Jimmy: Hey... I thought I was the constant source of disappointment.
Jimmy: Well I will just have to try harder!
Jimmy: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SCREWDRIVER!
Lizzie: What's the situation up here?
Cleo: Fucked up, about to die, Ren is a nerd, the usual.
Bdubs: Griiiaaaann... Grrrriiiiaaaaannnn...
Grian: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Bdubs: I am the ghost of Bdubs and I've come back with a waaaarrrniiiinnng...
Joel: You're not Bdubs. Bdubs had a moss coat
Bdubs: Dude, shut up, man! I'm a freaking ghost. Have you ever seen a mossy ghost before?
Grian: Yeah, that's definitely him.
Bdubs: Fine. Ok, here's the deal. I've come back from the dead to give you a warning about Etho. Don't let-
Joel: What's the warning?
Bdubs: Shut up for one second and I'll tell you!
Joel: Oh, sorry.
Bdubs: Seriously, man! I mean, I'm coming back from the Great Beyond here! Do you think this is easy? It's not! It's not like just... you know pop in and out whenever I feel like it, it takes a lot of concentration!
Joel: Sorry.
Bdubs: Hey.
Etho: Yeah?
Bdubs: You ever wonder why we’re here?
Etho: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Bdubs: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this snow fort?
Etho: Oh. Uh... yeah.
Bdubs: What was all that stuff about God?
Etho: Uh...hm? Nothing.
Bdubs: You wanna talk about it?
Mumbo: You still haven’t given me your word, do you wanna rob a bank? Cause I’d love to start talking about plans.
Grian: No, that’s a crime
Mumbo: Grian, you’ve killed about 500 men
Mumbo: I think once we get out of here I’m gonna go rob a bank. If I can get through all of this I can rob a bank without being caught
Martyn: Oh I’ll help you!
Mumbo: Yeah let’s rob a fucking bank after this
Jimmy: Let’s rob a fucking bank!
Impulse: I’ve always wanted to rob someone!
Grian: Mumbo! You said you’d never killed anyone before!
Mumbo: This is all instinct, Grian. I’m scared
Etho: Where have you been Grian?! I’ve been monitoring the southlands, the scottage, that pizza hut you love so much-
Grian: No, no, Joel loves that place, I think it’s dirty
Joel: I ate a baby there
Grian: He did
Tango: You know I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my redstone. We’re allies but sometimes it feels like we’re just roommates
Skizz: Tango, if you don’t cut it out with your middle child nonsense I’m gonna SHOVE YOUR HEAD! IN THE TOILET!
Joel: My plan must have worked!
Scar: And it was my plan, to use your plan! You’re welcome everybody!
Grian: The world would be better off without me?
Grian: Good. That’s exactly why I exist. I wanna bring vengeance and chaos
Scott: Where are you living right now?
Etho, whose base just got blown up: Well right now I’m living with you guys
Etho: Dear Bdubs, I know you’re alive, so I left this note! We’re on our way to the reds to avenge your death. Your beloved friend, Etho. P.S. If you are dead, then pay no attention to this letter.
Scar: Just when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany
Scar: I’m gonna throw myself into the ocean
Scott: I wasn’t consumed by the gay agenda
Scott: I am the gay agenda
Scar, returning next session: What did you do?
Grian: I didn’t do anything!
Scott, in the background: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
Grian: Ignore that
