Ed: Winry doesn’t like me
Al: Yes, she does.
Ling: Yes, she does.
Roy: Yes, she does.
Everyone: Yes, she does.
Winry: Yes, I do.
Ed: …
Ed: naah
Ling: Chefs that cook in front of you at a restaurant are the lap dancers of the fine dining industry.
Ed: . . . It’s true but you shouldn’t say it.
Lan Fan: That take is so hot it’s like it came off a hibachi grill.
Roy: How insecure do you think I am, Hawkeye?
Roy: Seriously, how insecure do you think I am?
Roy, getting more desperate: I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?
Al, waking up with his body as a suit of armor: What the hell? I’m not dead?
Ed: Yeah bro, we did all this in the living room.
Ling: So why are you talking to me if I’m just “a waste of time”?
Ed: To waste time
Ling:
Ling: Well shit fair enough
Ed: If Al and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Winry: I don’t know, both of you?
Ed: No, if you could only save one of us.
Winry: Well, I would probably save Al, because he can’t swim very well and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.
Ed: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
Winry: Why don’t you let go of the anchor?!
Ed: It’s a family heirloom!
Winry: I’m leaving, you idiots can both drown.
I like to imagine that everyplace else in the Full Metal Alchemist world is just normal. Like people in Xing are looking at maps like "And over here we've got the perfectly circular military dictatorship where every other person is an evil wizard. Not a recommended vacation destination."
Obsessed with the implication that the country where succession is being decided based on which of 50 different heirs brings the current leader the secret to immortality first, is normal
Well that's just politics
Havoc: Who here likes Kimblee?
[Kimblee is the only one who raises his hand]
Roy: I just ended a five year relationship.
Breda: Oh my god, Colonel, are you okay?
Roy: Yeah, it wasn’t mine.
Ling: Truth or dare?
Ed: Truth.
Ling: What’s your credit card number?
Ed: Dare.
Ling: I dare you to tell me your credit card number.
Hughes: Has anyone ever told you you've got anger issues?
Roy: I prefer to call it "leadership skills".
“As my aunt used to say, it’s only a walk of shame, if you’re capable of feeling shame.”
— Roy Mustang
Greed: Go tell Lan Fan she’s cute! What’s the worst that could happen?
Ling: She could hear me.
Havoc: I need to borrow your dog tonight for like 6 hours.
Riza: . . .Why?
Havoc: ‘Cause when you left me outside with him the other day, I got some chick’s number and she wants to have a doggy play date, so I need to borrow Hayate for a few hours.
Winry: You mean Edward's in trouble, or Edward IS the trouble?
Al: I mean, either he's in trouble or he's going to be
Ling: My last brain cell is heart-shaped
Ling: I might be a fool, but oh dang am I full of love!
Havoc: The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.
Breda: I dunno, meth is pretty fuckin bad.
Alex Louis Armstrong: You look depressed.
Roy: Thanks it’s the depression.
Interviewer, to Riza: So what it’s like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Roy, the Fuehrer, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.