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Walhart: There is no god to pray to. Man is a monster of his own making.
From Goncharov (1973)
Submitted by @claroso
Chrom: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario? Frederick: I practice.
Submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future
Olivia: My top surgery went well! Gaius: That's great! My bottom surgery is next week. Olivia: I can't believe we're both goth and trans! Tiki: I'm a communist.
Submitted by gentleralts
Anna: So let's say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let's say, five feet, over the next hundred years. Say, ten feet by the next hundred years. And puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Right, which... let's say all of that happens. You think that people aren't going to just sell their homes and move? Maribelle: ...... Just one small problem. SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, ANNA?!!! FUCKING ANANKOS?!!!
Submitted by Anonymous
Owain: Gerome! That was our last freaking $20! Inigo: I thought you said you knew how to play poker! Gerome: Poker? You mean this isn't Go Fish?
Robin: I think your hair is growing out very nicely, Sully.
Sully: That’s a sweet lie, Robin, but my post-mortem undercut is in that awkward friggen unruly lawn weeds stage. I’ve already shame-buzzed it twice an’ need to woman up and push it through.
Henry: Besides, I think we’ve well established Robin as basically blind.
Robin: I can see Sully fine!
Henry: For reference, Sully is the red blur behind me who smells like she made out with a girlfriend shaped bowl of Golden Grahams.
Robin: I wish YOU were a blur.
Sully: Dang, there really IS no way to call someone gay without it soundin’ rad.
Source is Dumbing of Age.
Robin: Do I really look like that?
Grima: Yeah. Yeah you do.
Robin: Mmm, I’d give you a driving license.
Grima: I bet you would.
Frederick: Oh, this is how it all ends. Robin, flirting with herself. True love at last. [turns to Chrom] Oh, sorry Chrom.
Chrom, insanely turned on: Absolutely no problem at all….
Source is that Doctor Who Comic Relief Special
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Henry: We’re thick as theives. Robin: Okay. Henry: As juicy as burglars. Robin: Stop. Henry: Just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois.
Submitted by Anonymous
Virion: I am very handsome. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and think "I have committed horrible acts".
Source: pukicho
Donnel: Is it true that whoever wins the Fire Emblem off you rules Ylisse?
Emmeryn: Yeah.
Donnel: Can we fight you for it?
Emmeryn: It’s a shitty job though. No one should want this job. Why would you want this job.
Ricken: Bragging rights.
Donnel: I want to outrank Vaike.
Emmeryn: Yeah, good enough. Donnel, rock paper scissors me for it.
Source is this absolutely hilarious Star Wars comic that’s better than the sequel trilogy.
Chrom: ROBIN KILLED MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Frederick: Whoa. The hell was that?
Chrom: Robin slaaaaaaaaaaaayed me, dude.
Robin: Look, man, I just, I wanted the victory, okay?
Henry: He slayed you.
Chrom: You should have saw what he did!
Frederick: So the betrayal begins!
Chrom: I couldn’t see because I was falling off the map but I KNOW he was up there doing the goddamn Fortnite dance!
Robin: Ok, literally what happened was, I was running and I jumped and then you just, you were near me and you just fucking fell.
Chrom: Yeah, ok, good story, the police are really buying it.
Robin: Yeah, they can look at my report, I’m recording it!
Source is Minus World/Hobo Bros
…Later…
Chrom, being stabbed: ROBIN KILLED ME AGAIN!!!!!
Submitted by tim94oconnor
Tharja: Where the Hell are my buffs, morons?! We need to buff the worst DPS so she can give off the illusion that she's good! Do I need to link the DPS meters again so you can see how right I am?! -Ricken appears- Ricken: Can I get a summon? Tharja: ... Ricken: I'll just walk.
Tiki: In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.
Anna, smirking: And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.
Source is these two posts
Robin: Frederick dear, I must borrow your ‘fuck shit up’ armor.
Frederick:….for what.
Robin: Fucking shit up!
Later…
Robin, to Grima: VIBE CHECK!
Frederick, offscreen, as Grima is defeated: WAHOO!
Source is these two comics.
Chrom: I know you’re here, Grima, you big fucking nerd. Where’s my goddamn money?
So apparently it’s actually more a meme than an actual quote from Moon Knight (Incorrect Moon Knight Quotes?) so I’m saying the source is ‘memetic mutation’.
Submitted by Anonymous -In the background is a burning sea filled with destroyed ships on fire- Gaius: Note to self: nitroglycerin is NOT a valid substitute for vanilla extract.
Henry: GUESS WHO’S DRUNK!
Chrom: I guess Henry.
Henry: YOU GUESSED RIGHT!
I could do an entire blog of FE:A reenacting Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Source is Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Are requests open? Please let me know, and thanks.
Well technically we never closed them but if you're wondering if we're active now the answer is, sort of!
It's not going to be "regularly scheduled" but I will be updating this blog every now and again.
- Mod Sully
Frederick: Be careful. Robin: You know me. Frederick: Yeah, that's why I'm saying be careful.
Gaius: Wait, are these legal? Anna: Would that make you MORE, or LESS interested in buying them? Gaius: Hmmmmmmmm—
