There are some who call me...Tim.
Mr. Eaten
Me fail English? That’s unpossible!
Mr. Pages
I came out here to attack people and honestly I’m having such a good time right now.
February
another day volunteering at the admiralty. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the dawn machine. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Someone at the admiralty probably
“ Hello naughty children, it’s murder time.”
Mr. Eaten, probably.
Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
Mr Candles
The Echo Bazaar: “I love all my Masters equally.”
*earlier that day*
The Echo Bazaar: “I don’t care for Candles.”
The Player Character from Sunless Sea visits Visage
The Moth-Masked Guide: And here we have Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Face Rock: The rock…that looks like a face.
The Player Character: Is it a face?
The Moth-Masked Guide: No, it’s a rock.
The Player Character: Does it look like a rock?
The Moth-Masked Guide: It’s a rock that looks like a face!
*later*
The Moth-Masked Guide: For the fifth time! It’s - it’s not an actual face!
The Affluent Photographer: “You disgust me.”
The Jovial Contrarian: “Ah, so you’ve discussed me!”
Food 200 echoes
Data 150 echoes
Rent 800 echoes
Candles 3,600 echoes
Utility 150 echoes
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
-The Northbound Parliamentarian
“Hmm, this seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m a Zee Captain. Avenge me, kid! AVEEENNNGGEEEE MEEEEE!”
The Player Character from Sunless Sea, when your scion runs away to zee
“One more day to revolution, we will nip it in the bud! We’ll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood!”
Mr. Fires
The Echo Bazaar: I have created Fallen London.
The Revolutionaries: You fucked up a perfectly good city is what you did. Look at it. It’s got space bats.
"Wanna hear a joke? Here it goes. My ex-wife still misses me - but her aim is gettin' better! See, it's funny becaues marriage is terrible."
The Revolutionary Firebrand
A buddy of mine saw the Vake take his shirt off in the shower and he said that the Vake had an 8 pack, that the Vake was shredded.
Mr Veils, Fallen London
All shall be krill, and all manner of thing shall be krill.
- the Bazaar, at some point, probably
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Anonymous asked:
In the post about the Masters, you kinda missed Mr. Hearts, though he's just the same as Mr. Apples so I guess you didn't miss him...
yeah that was intentional haha
The Bazaar: I appreciate all my employees equally! Mr Pages, Mr Veils, Mr Apples, Mr Cups, Mr Mirrors, Mr Iron, Mr Stones, Mr Wines, Mr Spices... Mr Fires... Um..." *looks at smudged writing on hand* Uh, yeah.