Monday Mornings

The dreaded Monday morning was something I never thought I’d miss. You curled up in my arms, your harlow gold hair spread out like the rising sun. Everything we did was poetry, the way we touched, the way we spoke, the way we shared our love, it was all so beautiful. I remember the first Monday, the one that changed it all. You felt like home when I held you for the first time and it felt like a feeling I hadn’t felt my whole life. Always out of place, but in you I found it. The Monday Mornings we once shared are no more, but the feeling of home, of happiness, of having a place still exists. You are my first love, and the love I will never stop loving.

Felt in the mood to upset some people,

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

i csn’t brteath

wat

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

this thread absolutely killed me

This is the best thing on the internet

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.

Felt in the mood to upset some people,

The World with landlocked regions removed.

good post

You can only reblog this blessed post if you have access to the sea.

Donald Trump and Republican supporters of SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh have engaged in victim blaming Kavanaugh’s accuser. They insist that if Kavanaugh really did something wrong, then his accuser would have immediately come forward to report the crime.

#WhyIDidntReport is a hashtag where survivors of rape, sexual assault and molestation are sharing their reasons why they didn’t report their assaults.

This happens far too much, and it is heartbreaking.

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[drives over hitler’s death site]

Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

reblog this forever 

It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.

sometimes ross is the perfect example of a meninist

reminder that the term “friendzone” was literally invented to describe ross gellar

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.

I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

Each extra wing adds between 1.10 and 1.15 to the cost… except:

The cheapest overall cost per wing is 1.112, which can be obtained from buying 25, 50, or 125 wings.

The most expensive overall cost per wing is 1.14, which can be obtained from buying 5 wings.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

Stitch at the start of the movie, imprisoned for being an abomination and torn away from the one person he’s familiar with just minutes after his creation. No reason for living but to be a menace to society, no experience or loved ones or even memories to visit. Rebuffs any attempt to find the decency in him by cursing out the entire council and is rightfully banished for being unstable and dangerous: I AM UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO DESTROY!!!!!!!  DEATH TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

Stitch by the end of the movie, handcuffed yet complacent in his arrest as he understands that while he still qualifies as a monster in the council’s eyes, he himself knows that he is good and the time he’s spent free and everything he’s learned about a sense of belonging, family, love and his own identity has been worth anything that can possibly happen to him now. Says very quietly but clearly proud as he introduces Lilo and Nani:  This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little. And broken. But still good. Yeah. Still good.

me who has seen the movie 748 times but will never truly be over it:

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

Lol I love it! Stop asking women why they’re not smiling, why do people do this.