4U

Witch Homura by ogo00

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

these are you ancestors?? lmaooo

Rebuttal

ran and chen

CONCEPTUALIZATION — The hanged man behind a hostel. A stoning. The red-headed child. This all seems familiar to you.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Formidable: Success] — This setup is exactly like the opening scene of the film "Goncharov" directed by Martin Scorsese. It won several awards and is considered by many critics to be one of the best mafia cinescopes of all time.

YOU — This is just like Goncharov.

KIM KITSURAGI — Goncharov? What's that?

CUNO — This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov!

DRAMA — He doesn't even know what Goncharov *is*.

ran & chen

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

happy birthday unimaginable violence

simon petrikov:

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw