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@inbedwithpreussen

Hello just a normal Portuguese girl that loves cosplay & I enjoy a good Book & a Cup of Tea !!! In here u will find random things that I adore

things people forget about aph prussia

  • He’s actually a really good dancer [x]
  • He’s super tidy, a bit of a neat freak, and is very methodical and organized [x]
  • He used to be “a very modest country that didn’t particularly stand out amongst the German nations” [x]
  • The reason why he’s strong is because he had to fight for his own survival in the past, even when he was a child [x]
  • In battle he can be deadly serious, powerful and scary. [x
  • He gets sleepy when he drinks [x]
  • He reads books, constantly. He stated that he reads four every day! [x]
  • When he watched Austria and Hungary together on christmas eve, he bursted into tears, trying to convince himself he loves being alone [x]
  • He sneezes when he’s bored [x]
  • His relationship with Austria is not all fighting - Hungary knocks him out, Austria shows significant concern, screaming “Prussia!” and dashing to his side, panicking when he doesn’t wake up. [x]
  • He also has a habit of stalking Austria [x]
  • He can be very serious, at times, and can also be kind and gentle when the situation calls for it - when he found Romano crying, he helped him up, motivating him and inspiring his self confidence. He also gave a motivational speech to Japan, encouraging him to take risks, to not let his shyness hold him down! [x] [x]
  • Both German brothers are smitten with the Italians; it’s hinted multiple times that Prussia has a crush on Italy (and when i say hints, i’m talking blatant hints. He even asked italy on a date! Italy was oblivious, though) [x] [x]
  • He constantly dotes on Germany, praising him for being “so awesome! Just like me!” [x]
  • He’s brilliant at the flute [x]
  • He’s the most skilled mechanic of all the Germanics [x]
  • He wont eat candy with faces on them, because it makes him feel guilty. [x]
  • Despite being the older brother, he’s shorter than Germany due to malnutrition. [x]
  • One time he dressed up in a bear suit and tried to get Austria to take his clothes off  [x]
  • He SUCKS at flirting, and ends up coming across as “boorish”. Really though, he’s hopeless and awkward. [x]
  • He loves maple syrup (Canada introduced it to him!) [x]
  • He misses Frederick the Great (Old Fritz) terribly, voicing his feelings, saying that he hopes Fritz is watching over him. On his blog, he had a button saying “I love you Frederick the Great” in the corner. [x]
  • He’s not healing like a nation anymore, suggesting he may be fading, like holy rome did. He’s keeping it a secret from everybody (especially Germany), though. [x]
  • In fact, Hima said he’d be alive for a while still, “but if he disappears, he would be happy knowing that his younger brother has inherited all his knowledge and awesomeness” [x]

OKAY I COULD GO ON BECAUSE HE’S ACTUALLY ONE OF (IF NOT THE) MOST COMPLEX CHARACTERS IN HETALIA, BUT I DON’T WANT THIS POST TO BE TOO LONG! 

LOOK AT HIM, JUST LOOK AT THE DORKFACE:

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM

All facts are sourced!

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

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Thebes, City of the Living, crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti the First. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh’s high priest, keeper of the dead. Birthplace of Anck Su Namun, Pharaoh’s mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her. But for their love, they were willing to risk life itself.

The Mummy / Dir. Stephen Sommers

you cut the one scene that woulda had me watching the movie on a loop…why?

I live for naked yautja!

Okay but

Can we just talk for a second about Alexander Rybak And how the last time he was at Eurovision was almost a decade ago AND HE HASN’T AGED

Like

HOW

I’m reblogging this because I’m here to tell you guys he hasn’t aged in 17 fucking years

Like how???

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

Okay, now I can reblog it!

Fantastic!

I’m in love

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful

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Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he’ll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn’t have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would’ve hexed his ass to kingdom come.

Rebloging ALL of this because Chef Ramsay is THE MAN!

-HC

Chef Ramsay would have become the kids’ favourite teacher and you can’t take that away from me.

Imagine him dealing with Umbridge

Imagine him dealing with Lockhart