Sonic: You okay?
Shadow: I am better you have ever been or will ever be.
Shadow: I must be in hell.
Knuckles: Er...no, Earth, but a lot of people make that mistake.
[Shadow is beaten up barely conscious]
Sonic: Shadow!
Shadow: Sonic?
Sonic: Can you walk?
Shadow: You’re not real...
Sonic: I am too real! Let’s go!
Shadow: It’s a trick! They get inside my head, and make me see what I want.
Sonic: Then why would they make you see me?
Shadow: ..You’re right. Let’s go.
Omega: Guns can kill. Knives can kill.
Omega [Holds up Shadow]: Even pets, launched at a great speed, could kill.
Rouge: NO.
Silver: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Shadow, with a mouthful of food: Kill two.
Vector, on the phone: Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk, okay? I’m at a parent-teacher conference!
Vector, after hanging up: Anyways, you said Cream is enjoying finger-painting? That’s great!
Cream: I’ll go with you.
Shadow: No, I can’t risk losing anyone I care about.
Tails: I’ll go.
Shadow: Okay.
Knuckles [Texting]: tails
Tails: yes?
Knuckles: u got a coin near u
Tails: yeah
Knuckles: flip it for me
Tails: did it
Knuckles: what’d it land on
Tails: heads
Knuckles: fucj yea
Knuckles: aoght thank you
*One minute later*
Knuckles [Texting the groupchat]: im done guarding the master emerald
Spending the night at G.U.N HQ
Sonic: Is it okay if I stay up late and play video games
Rouge: don’t ask me
Sonic: *turns to the left* is it okay if I sta-
Shadow: Shut the fuck up
Knuckles: I have bad news.
Tails: Oh no.
Knuckles: I’m not actually a doctor.
Tails: But you just gave me surgery!
Knuckles [whiny voice]: buT yOu jusT gAve mE- shut the fuck up that’s why it’s bad news
How Shadow views the Resistance during the Zombot infestation
Sonic: Okay so this a lot, LOT worse than we imagined and-
Shadow’s POV: HEy! YeAh! alriGHt! leT’S dO thIS! WHo HOo! RadiCaaL!
Knuckles: So we’ve devised a plan to lower the number of people that-
Shadow’s POV: Master Emerald Master Emerald, Master Emerald, Master Emerald, Rouge, Master Emerald, Master Emerald, Rouge, Master Emerald.
Tails: We’re going to place everyone on a team and-
Shadow’s POV: Hey, everyone! Look at me! I’m Miles ‘has to get saved by Sonic because I haven’t done anything significant since Eggmann blew up half the moon!’ Tails prower!
Silver: Keep in mind some of us will have to go alone and will be facing dangerous-
Shadow’s POV: [high pitched voice] Oh my God, oh geez, oh no, oh no, I’ll just..no I’m so awkward I hate this.
Rouge: So Shadow, Omega and I will-
Shadow’s POV with seductive music playing in the background: MMMMMMMMM, yeaaahh, mmmmhhmmmm, yeesss. Hey there big boyyyy.
Espio: And Vector, Charmy and I will make sure things here are secured-
Shadow’s POV: I sure hope no one, specifically speaking an ASSASSIN comes and ASSASSINATES me in my sleep where I LIVE at 725 Seaside City (that’s S-E-A-S-I-D-E) cit...
Sonic: Okay, so we’re all set. You got all of that Shadow?
Shadow:
Sonic: Shadow?
Shadow: [Smirk]
Sonic vs. Eggman
Sonic: What?!
Eggman: ...
Sonic: Oh you want me to put the hurt on you?!
Sonic［Shouting to Knuckles below]: I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!
Knuckles［Shouting to Sonic]: I think he WANTS you to put the hurt on him!
Sonic: You think he WANTS me to put the hurt on him?!
Knuckles: YES I DO!
［Sonic & Knuckles simultaneously screaming as Sonic lunges at Eggman]:
“Hey guys, I know you’re struggling right now, but I’m here to tell you: everything gets worse forever.”
- Silver, probably.
Cream: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Shadow: You know I’m not really a jewelry person.
Cream: You don’t have to wear it.
Shadow: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Rouge: Name a way to be nice to others.
Shadow: Don’t kill them.
Rouge: Settling the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Shadow: You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Knuckles: I don’t like you now.
Knuckles: When you’ve been in the company of hedgehogs for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Shadow: Red is not your color.
Knuckles: Red...briNGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
Knuckles: I’d date you.
Rouge: What?
Knuckles: I SAID I HATE YOU!
Eggman: Who drank my water?
Sonic: Who trapped me in a pod that was rigged to blow and shot it into space?