Under the Duna

Way to find out you’re not the last surviving Jedi 

after the war ends, Obi-Wan desperately wants to quit the Council, but Mace keeps rejecting his resignations

so Obi-Wan decides to take matters into his own hands: if he can’t resign formally, he’s going to get himself kicked off

he starts by showing up to Council meetings intoxicated, and wearing increasingly outrageous (and frequently revealing) clothing

when his own efforts fail to get any reaction out of Mace, he recruits outside assistance

he sends Anakin wearing a fake beard and mustache to attend as him (which has the side benefit of convincing Anakin that he never, ever, wants anything to do with the Council)

Cody attends wearing Obi-Wan’s clothes and lightsaber, but making no other attempt to disguise himself

Quinlan breaks in during a meeting, makes out with Obi-Wan for two minutes straight, then smashes through a window to make his daring escape

Ahsoka does her best Hondo impression and shows up to kidnap Obi-Wan in the middle of a session, with Rex and the Bad Batch (in their normal, full armor) as her dastardly pirate crew

and while certain members of the Council are outraged, Obi-Wan still can’t even get Mace to consider his resignation

of course, Mace isn’t going to tell Obi-Wan that his efforts have backfired: this is the most entertainment Mace has had in YEARS, he’s wasn’t letting Obi-Wan quit before he started this, and now at least half the reason is that he wants to see what Obi-Wan’ll try next

someone please make it canon lmaoooo

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS YOUNG MAN IS CARRYING AROUND A BOMB BECAUSE, IF HE THROWS IT OVER THE SIDE OF A CLIFF OR SOMETHING, HE MIGHT HURT SOME ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. BUT ALSO BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HOLDING A BOMB MIGHT COME IN HANDY FOR NEGOTIATIONS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS WHO OBI-WAN KENOBI IS THROUGH AND THROUGH AND HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS HE IS FIFTEEN YEARS OLD AND HIS LIFE PHILOSOPHY IS ALREADY “HOLDING A BOMB HELPS SPEED ALONG NEGOTATIONS” HE IS CASUALLY HOLDING A BOMB BECAUSE HE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT COULD BE USEFUL??? JUST COMPLETELY NO BIG DEAL APPARENTLY???? OBI-WAN KENOBI IS A CHAOS GREMLIN AND YOU SHOULD NEVER FORGET IT

THIS🥺💖💖

It's too bad the sexiest thing Obi-Wan Kenobi ever said fell on General Grievous's ears.

Omg he SLAYS 🔥🔥

LEGO STAR WARS INTERACTIONS ARE THE ONLY CANON I WILL ACCEPT NOW

“Patience, child, patience.” 💀💀💀

*tearing up**little sobs*

There were, of course, innumerable things wrong with Sheev Palpatine BUT I want to know what specifically made him the only Sith Lord to not be completely obsessed with Obi Wan Kenobi. Literally all of the rest of them were wandering around like

But not Sheev!

Why was he immune? What was wrong with him specifically in this instance?

Absolutely obsessed with the R A N G E of responses in the tags xD

absolutely cracking😂

girl go fuck that jedi

LOL THE BETRAYAL REX-

so who’s the next wizard we put tits on. my vote is darth vader.

alright here you go

i’m doing my part

had to go do one too real quick

awww so nice that during his body reconstruction surgery after he got burned and dismembered they added in some lovely implants free of charge! we stan the new empire’s healthcare system

NO-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this is so accurate hahahahahahaha

lmaoooooo💀💀

the negotiator ⭐

ahhhh he shines😫🥹💖⭐️✨💫

this is like my most hit tweet of all time

bruh this is so cursed..💀💀

oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event

reblog if you are full of transgender and homosexuality

if i see one more post saying Ballister looks like Pedro Pascal i’m gonna be SICK!!! he is literally a carbon copy of his voice actor, Riz Ahmed!!!!!!

^ the same person

WHAT DO I DO NOW??

Maul: Good morning everyone, the Force has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.