ur screamo name

first letter of first name: a: vicious b: dark c: raging d: wrathful e: possessed f: devilish g: overlord h: black i: unchristened j: gothic k: hungry l: satanic m: empty n: dead o: hardcore p: burnt q: mad r: torn s: distressed t: wicked u: infernal v: bloody w: derranged x: demonic y: damned z: zesty

add that to what u had for breakfast n u got urself ur screamo name

Wicked Can Of Sugar Free Monster

empty toast

dark clementine

hardcore egg…wasn’t that the protagoninst’s name from onepunch man?

Gothic orange juice

Satanic nothing

Distressed lucky charms

Raging cinnamon toast crunch

Torn egg.

what people think tumblr is about:

- aesthetic

- art

- fashion

- photography

- humour

what tumblr is really about:

- memes

- waluigi

- crying

- bread

Reading “do not touch” in Braille must be terrifying

being in a fandom but having nothing to contribute 

I want to _____ you.

Interesting..

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

*cautiously reblogs this*

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

the original made me cry but this…this made me sob

Why would you do that to me

PHIL SENT ME THIS ON SNAPCHAT CAN YOU GET ANY MORE ADORABLE OMG

PHIL WAS TALKING TO YOU ON SNAPCHAT WAT

phil doesnt have a snapchat

That's an older Phil I can tell by the fringe.

STOP!! IS THIS HOW WE WANT TO REMEMBER THE FIRST DAYS OF 2016!?!?

okay buzzfeed

okay but you watched at least 57 seconds of this sooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lmfao got emmmmm

BuzzCLAPTFBACKfeed

I’m YELLING LMFAOOO WHO IS RUNNING THAT TUMBLR

SAVAGE

aggressive hand holding

How does it work??

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

this is too real

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

Milky Eh. I just died.

Ded.

As a Canadian, I approve.

Canada that totally is a planet shit the fuck up 🇨🇦

I approve

i envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes

I don't trust them.

when ur car has a panic button

I’M SO FURIOUS BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK OF THIS.

Dan: “I’m not gay”

Me:

mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

fuck this image, man. literally fuck everything about this. this person does NOT understand bread. one, those top tier bread images are literally the worst examples of those types of breads. that baguette fucking pains me deep in my SOUL. and real croissants, good ones, rarely look like that if they’re going to be properly flaky and delicious. and that bagel looks like it was made in a factory thirty years ago, preserved with fucking like latex or some shit what the hell

but the worst, the most heinous of all crimes, is putting banana bread as shit tier? are you serious? have you had banana bread? have you EXPERIENCED it? you have it below fucking wonderbread-looking shit, below onion bread, and below a loaf someone haphazardly shoved fucking nuts in? banana bread loves you. banana bread sees that you bought too many bananas, that they’ve been sitting on your counter starting to get a little too ripe and says, hey, you know what it’s okay, we all buy a few too many bananas sometimes, why not whip up some of me, good ole banana bread, and i’ll be a sweet little treat, maybe a breakfast or a neat snack.

fuck you. fuck you and your abhorrent ignorance of breads. i bet the best garlic bread you’ve had is from fucking olive garden you sack of reprehensible shit flakes

bread fandom grab your bread

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

Dan howell’s Senpai shelf 😍😂

Let’s try and make this dans header 😂: https://twitter.com/philissenpai/status/683817981663510528 P.s. Just noticed my typo…let me live

He's not gonna pick it. Phils there