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mixed and lovely dreams

@imyouraziraphale / imyouraziraphale.tumblr.com

hi i'm chelsea and i'm 31, i'm a writer and i have sometimes as many as seven feelings.
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Latest tumblr glitch is my inbox showing me I have 10 new messages. Which I think counts as psychological warfare on this website.

1-3 new messages: Oh? Do people wanna talk to me :0

10 new messages: There's a hit out on my life.

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sapphling

"um OP i didn't understand a word of this?" that's because it's not for you. it's for the odd women who live in my phone and they're all giggling and hitting the like button and squeezing my shoulders and saying "another perfect post handsome :)" move along

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what the fuck my best friend is currently playing through the mobile game cut the rope, which came out in 2010 and was originally a one time purchase of $1 for iphone and $2 for ipad. it’s now free with constant ads. it costs $10 a month to remove the ads. if you want to play fucking cut the rope without ads you have to fork over 120 usd per year. to play your toilet game without ads. i think we should start enacting greek myth style punishments on these app developers. they have to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity and the boulder is covered with ads and every time it slips out of their grasp and rolls down the hill there’s an unskippable minute of ads beamed directly into their brain as they jog after the fucking boulder