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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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just chain my hands down. make love to my body baby.

xxx

In which Mike Pence and his wife take a trip to Aspen, Colorado, and their neighbors welcome them with a rainbow-colored “Make America Gay Again” flag. Yes. Good. (via Aspen Times)

When a guy starts flirting with you

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The perks of dating me

- Cuddles - I’m hilarious - Honesty 100% - I won’t cheat because I hate everyone - Surprise hugs - Random kisses - Actually respond to your texts

- More cuddles

- We can eat lots of snacks

Planting Peace – the group that bought the house across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church and painted it rainbow colors – just bought the house next door. And they painted it with the colors of the trans pride flag. 

i’m so so sad for other lgbt people (especially youth) who were excited to go their first pride this year and are now terrified to go or are cancelling their plans. i’m sorry that these spaces were taken from you before you could really use them. i’m so sorry that avoiding safe spaces has become a survival tactic.

I cannot say this enough – who you are and what you feel will always be real and valid. And I will always remind you of this 💙💜💙

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I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

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