What?

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

I begrudgingly have to respect the term "follower" because it fits with the divinity motif of "icon" and "avatar"

patron? good term. subscriber? bad term. I could do this all day.

pay me $35 and I will tell you why you thought of it

Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods

they fucking did it again they baby-fied mob bones give me the middle schooler id be terrified to run into at the store back

STOP FUCKING CALLING HIM JERMA

@bumblesteak's mouse, Olive!

Drew this back in January.

As beautiful as the day I saw it  🥺

Samus sketch.

// your electric love

we finally got our ice cream fest! what team are you guys picking? i can’t pick!

She usually tries to hide the other eye

Secret Santa gift for Murgoten made last year.

Good Morning！