u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

gym class was about getting so good at not being noticed that you were always the last one left on your team during dodgeball and everyone was begging you to throw balls at people but you simply could not and did not want to throw balls at people

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

This is how archaeologists hunt

How could I possibly choose

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

Disgustening

reblog and tag one of your disgustening friends

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

nice try bing

scroogled

my heart is full of hate and swag

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

He looks reliable, I feel safe

can we bring back captcha comics

No offense but these are absolute classic images

just to clear up some rumors

i DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and I didnt take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall