HONEYYY

Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do a perfect impression of yourself.

Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like your friend doesn’t need or want you anymore and you slowly disappear.

If our asscrack was horizontal, our ass cheeks would clap when walking up or down stairs

I hate how much I thought about this.

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

Proper Latin headcanon accepted.

This honestly broke my heart.

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/doctavalle/status/1045396716801970177?s=21

R.I.P to all of the combs I broke and brushes that literally detached because of my hair. You all fought a good fight.

Deadass. I’ve lost so many. Like, props to all the people out here with naturally straight, type one or two hair that can keeps a comb for YEARS and not even dent it.

god like…. invented the gays. that was very iconic of her.

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.