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our flag means death + onion headlines (part 3)
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JUST NOTICED BUTTONS IS ON A LEASH LMAO
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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banger tweet from mr. goats this afternoon
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Like father, like daughter
Bonus 🙃
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Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared
that's a kobold.
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electric currents and angel wings are all just more of the same
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How did X get even stupider.
THIS BITCH EMPTY
XEET
It's pronounced "sheee-it" in the southern fashion.
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Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
reblogging just for that last tag which sent me into mad gales of workplace inappropriate laughter
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Anonymous asked:
CDs are obsolete because the sound quality sucks
yeah sucks me good and hard through my jorts
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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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"Oh but saving me makes him so happy! :D" Aziraphale, I see you. I know what you are. I know you've played up your distress in the past. I know you wouldn't save yourself from sticky situations 'cause you needed an excuse to see Crowley again. An angel will literally construct intricate rituals of getting himself into trouble just so a demon will swoop in like a knight in shining armor and take him out on a delicious, alcoholic date afterwards. There's something so very wrong with you, babygirl, and I love you so much.
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hi neil! since aziraphale said he hid a gun in a book, can we know which book was it?
he loves books so much i find it difficult to imagine him willingly ruining a book to put a gun in it
I suspect he either bought a hollowed-out book in a job-lot, and then had to find something to put in it, or he bought a hollowed-out book with a gun in it in an estate sale and then had to get a firearms license to do the legal thing.
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A skilled artisan is a joy to witness