HOLLY JESUS!!! Behave, James!!! 😳🥵
You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love
I love it when people take fic writing seriously. I love when it's not 'Here's this dumb thing I wrote' and instead it's 'Here's this thing I put blood, sweat and tears into. Here's this thing I slaved away at, trying new writing techniques and editing over and over. Here's this dialogue that kept me awake at night. Here's this beautiful turn of phrase I thought up. Here's this thing that I wrote with vulnerability and heart, and I am proud to share it with you.'
*reads child a bedtime story*: I wonder when and why I stopped needing one of these.
*pulls up ao3 in bed like I’ve done every night for years*: Oh. OH.
being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you
oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
hello beloveds ☺️
made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to
You are appreciated
Two types of Slipknot fans
Type 1: Slipknot makes fantastic music, 100% love it but I would not touch them with a ten foot pole, they are nasty
Type 2: I would lick a park bench if you told me that’s where Mick’s sat, Joey please shove your drumsticks up my ass, Chris can spit in my mouth, I have a clown fetish now thanks to Shawn, I’m a lesbian but Jim can get it on any holy day, Sid’s stupidity turns me on, I would literally blow every single one of them on stage at a concert with thousands of people watching
This is so cursed
Me Wishing I Could Be Normal About This Band For Once 😭