transmigration story where instead of going to a story you’re a fan/anti-fan of you go to a universe you’re only familiar with via dashboard osmosis

i may have gotten carried away

"I've Heard of It" is my hot new webnovel that sets out to answer this very question.

it may pique your interest if you like:

you may also feel a special bond with the protagonist if at one point one of your mutuals covered your dash in gifsets of sad beautiful chinese men in long wigs with terrible hairlines and you simply didnt have the energy to check it out yourself

Read it on the I've Heard of It website or RoyalRoad

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there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"

Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.

They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.

Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

coming from a chronic weed smoker: YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO LUNG DAMAGE JUST BECAUSE IT ISNT NICOTINE!!!!!

btw the message of this post is not "dont ever do anything harmful for your body" its "know the risks of whatever vices you participate in"

There is a house centipede (extremely leggy, extremely fast nightmare creatures that scare me, but they're good so I don't want to hurt him!) that will not stop jumping into my kitchen sink at night. This is a problem because he can't get back out again. Then he won't let me fish him out. And I'm kind of very afraid of him. So, like, twice a week I have to spend the morning getting very very scared while trying to catch a house centipede who is also very very scared, and it ruins both of our days.

idk if this is a problem anyone else has. it is a problem that I have had, and so I am posting the solution. there is a picture of the house centipede under the cut just FYI.

Good job OP :D

@onenicebugperday a nice solution by a nice person for a nice bug!

This is very cute, thank you for providing the small friend with a ladder! They are likely just thirsty :)

Me if I were a dog

my pet mold spore

"I liked you, hated you, resented you, and cheered for you. I was with you throughout your three-thousand episode journey."

If your oc was a canon character what bad takes/gross mischaracterizations would the fandom come up with for them

Mamiya’s Great Aunt and Her Young Lover’s (Yuri?) Manga

Source

Typesetting by me with MTL translation

Extra (New Year’s Bonus)

Yesterday was a great adventure but at one point my brother started doing this character he called The Witch Of Springfield Massachusetts and I hated it so much. She was so scary. She lives in the basketball outside the basketball hall of fame and she attacks from above. I’m never driving through there ever again.

#the voice he did for her just drove me crazy for no reason. GET AWAY FROM ME THE WITCH OF SPRINGFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #she followed us and kept appearing at random moments just to torment me. I hated it SO much. #‘’why do you hate her so much???’’ ‘’SHE’S SCARY!!!!!!!!’’ ‘’she’s not real???’’ ‘’IM NEVER GOING TO SPRINGFIELD MA EVER AGAIN’’ #‘’you only barely drove through it!!!!’’ ‘’NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!’’ #<-conversation from when we finally parked in our driveway. then she started speaking to me and I jumped out and slammed the door #GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never posted my kabru sketches on here :0

is anyone else feeling stuck and waiting for something that will never come in order to start living or is it just me?

THERE WILL BE NO CALL TO ADVENTURE!!!

YOU MUST HUNT IT DOWN YOURSELF!!!

GET ITS ASS

'i need a big strong butch who will princess carry me-' wrong i need a weak 5'4" rabbit in the headlights looking butch who is scared i'll try to bite off her head like a praying mantis when we're done