i'm only here to stalk

I wanted to show my friend the Amazon version of the unreal unearth vinyl and

PARDON???

I hate that actually

I mean, technically unreal/unearth is based on bible fanfiction soooo.....

no bc it’s the way hozier wrote the song about greed and overconsumption as a (for lack of a better word) song you could absolutely rail someone to, distracting you from the actual words of the song, and wrote the song about lust as a mind blowing love song about a lover begging anyone that can hear to bring him back his lover, even if it kills him. just… god the way the songs reflect how we view the seven deadly sins as apposed to dante’s inferno

dance magic dance

cis? oh don't be silly. I'm not into mainstream genders. Now, there's some underground stuff that seems pretty cool to me - see, the Nonbinaries released this album called "He/Him Enby" and their stuff on there really speaks to me. I'm not too into it myself but i got a friend who is really into this small band called "Ze/Zir Salad", you might wanna check them out if any stores near you have a copy of one of their hits. if you wanna go more obscure, try searching around for something by Something Queer, there's some good shit there, and if you can find a copy of one of She/Him's albums I can trade you my pirated rip of "Other" by Nunnava The Above. don't let the popular kids know about this, though, they'd run it into the ground if they could get their hands on these genders. meet me in the back alley after school if you find a She/Him album, got it?

it's easy enough to hatch a basilisk but nobody talks about the identity crisis your basilisk is going to have when it grows up and realizes that despite being born from a chicken's egg and raised by a toad it's neither amphibian nor fowl but something else entirely

Quick and dirty water colour pencil drawing inspired by @threegoblinart 's imp and " The wall of perptual sufferin" from the Between novel by L.L Starling. (have you heard of it?)

Here are the three imps supporting their boss during a fight in the swamp. Yes, his hand is broken (i mean i'm also crap and drawing hands but it works lol). Yes, there are stink lines coming off him. (the imps are very accurate with their drawings)

The Imp with the notebook has scored him a 10. Lorn has also earned a thumbs up.

if i have time, i'll add another panel where our favourite tight-pants-wearing shadow monarch also spontaneously catches fire (Should someone call maddock?)

Also, I haven't drawn any fan art since i was a teen. It feels good to be inspired lol.

shamelessly posting on my main account as i don't understand how tumblr works.

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of the witch's curse, i make impulse choices because of the wizard's curse, i only forget things because of the sorcerer's curse, i get everywhere late because of the amulet's curse, my place is a mess because of the skeleton's curse, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my protective runes in the laundry again

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

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Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

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Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

Here’s a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Hey rb this!!!

Guys don’t share this kinda thing people may use it to get access to the dnd source books for free instead of paying for them. This is extremely dangerous for the flawless company that wizards of the coast is.

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!

DEVILS AND DOORKNOBS!

Some poor suffering gobs!!

I have killed the guardian of the Sacred Tree. I have now stolen the Sacred Tree. What should I do with it? Should I burn it? Use it’s wood for something? Make a treehouse? Use it as a hanging tree for public executions?

The last one

I’m making a spoon from it.

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

I think people forget that Jareth like sings and dances in fan-works.

Like, sure some of the songs are serious but like…Magic Dance…he was having a great fucking time with that. Because he’s a fae, and traditionally fae were creatures that sung and danced and made silly rhymes. But also partied the hardest.

Look at me and tell me Jareth’s parties aren’t wild, Sarah was kind of scared shitless at that masquerade. In the original script she walks in on what is heavily implied to be an orgie. It is debauchery and hedonism at its finest, and if the goblins can put up with Jareth as their king (and they don’t seem to fear him TOO much) than he must have some kind of sense of humor. At heart Jareth is just a silly little guy, who probably does hard drugs recreationally.

Ever since I saw the movie for the 358th time a few months ago and did some loose sketches in the sketchbook I haven't been able to get Jareth out of my head. Actually I haven't been able to get him out of my head since I first saw him when I was ten, but that's another matter.

The thing is, I've been delving into his character background, writing a fic, and I needed to draw him as I imagined him in my mind. I hope you enjoy my interpretation of the Goblin King. Maybe there will be more drawings of him.

Stay safe and drink water little goblins <3

Only Forever, 2023.

I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

*The Goblin King is probably why I love villains. 

First meme I’ve made, how’d I do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯