HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

"Oh, I sneezed a chicken nugget, you were there"

I think you are, actually. You just missed your own coronation.

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

Game postponed due to puppies.

WHAT A WONDERFUL PROBLEM TO HAVE!

This is the opposite of a problem.

2014 Bad Joke No. 121

What’s the least a tiny mother can get paid?

Mini-mum wage.

2014 Bad Joke No. 61

Which actor gives the best applause?

Leonardo Di-clap-rio.

This is funny

MAYBE SHES BARN WITH IT MAYBE ITS HAYBELLINE

BAD PUNS

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

"Hey! Wanna go out and do something social?"