me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

It's been 5 years.

Spherit Halloween

Bro I am crying. Crying. Nautical nonsense......it’s something I wish.......

This is so beautiful and took a lot of patience!!! ✊

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

tony hawk pro catharsis

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

wait a second

Holy fucking shit dude

The sound quality’s great!

why does she look like she's being forced to say this at gunpoint

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

???????????????

“Starry Night” by Van Gogh rendered as an artwork with fur

What is happening

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

He can't even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

god is real

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

Water temple

reblog if you’re the worst

There’s so much to unpack here:

“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”

The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened