I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

philbert my beloved

I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.

they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.

It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.

This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,

5:13 Eastern Standard Time

y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them

"Hey what's your gender?"

"Well actually I'm *modem dialup noise*"

a few more

we appear to be having gender difficulties

exactly

@everblaeze-and-balefire @melaniidarling @arty-girl-asks @princedragonoverlord @whoreslut-supreme @tubb-o

Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt

You fuck with a dude and he just wordlessly removes that shirt and pulls out the ON shirt

ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

I’ve told this one before, but: I was in a long-distance relationship in 2010. One time, after flying back into Toronto, I got a cab to my apartment. The cab driver, who was a recent Pakistani immigrant, asked where I had been travelling.

And I had to think about my safety as a passenger and a woman, but I decided to just tell him: “I was visiting my girlfriend in New York.” And he went quiet, and I was briefly terrified, and then he said, “It’s good here in Canada, for people like us.” AND THEN I FUCKING CRIED OBVIOUSLY.

It’s good to be visibly or openly queer, when you can be. There are so many more of us out there than you ever realize otherwise.

I am so glad that Pat Robertson's death isnt exciting to some of y'all. I am so glad that there are kids that get to grow up in a world where they don't have to know that bastards name. Rest in piss you homophobic antisemitic piece of shit.

PRIDE stands for Pat Robertson Is Dead, Ehehehehehe!!!!

cracker barrel.... has fallen

CRACKER BARREL HAS. FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!

A second queer has hit the Cracker Barrel

the tags on this post are so jaded and cynical. it's funny that the republicans have lost another pilar of their culture war. it's funny that they're losing this battle they created after mocking leftists for boycotting/not doing business with corporations that uphold structures of oppression. it's FUNNY that cracker barrel did this even if it is rainbow washing and virtue signaling. it's ABSOLUTELY hilarious that the right wingers are having a MELTDOWN about this. enjoy watching them be upset!!!!

Think about how much you love the little gay people in your phone. It's nice right?

You are the little gay person in someone else's phone. Peace and love ect.

We owe all the gay men and women who came before us an incalculable debt for living in the world they did and still making art, writing poetry, taking pictures of themselves loving the people they loved. Please love each other just as fiercely as they must have looked to the future and loved us.

Happy Pride!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

Hey, treason is a serious crime and and punishable by death, but WHAT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MY VIDEO GAME?!?

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

“being gay isn’t just about having sex” but also sex and physical intimacy is an important part of my sexuality as a gay man and gay sex is a beautiful thing and we should defend people’s right to have gay sex because it’s cool and fun and healthy

gay sex is criminalized in many places and is harshly punished and stigmatized virtually everywhere. that your ‘gay sex is gross’ jokes are cruel and homophobic and not funny . gay sex is natural and good for you and makes you better than everybody else

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

there she is!

I don't "struggle with same-sex attraction" I'm actually very good at it

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man…not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known…about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo

oh how sad that “family” meaning queer is dying out. that’s always been such a lovely code word.

Reblog for your family