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Expansive (Non-Comprehensive) List of Playable LGBTQ+ Characters in Video Games

(details and personal rules/criteria are below the cut, along with individual notes; putting this disclaimer up top, though: this is strictly directly playable characters)

Ellie – The Last of Us: Left Behind, The Last of Us: Part II

     lesbian (canon, in-game, explicit)

Billie Lurk – Dishonored: Death of the Outsider

     bi woman (canon, in-game, explicit)

Axton – Borderlands 2

     bi man (canon, in-game, explicit)

Athena – Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

     lesbian (canon, in-game, semi-explicit)*1

FL4K – Borderlands 3

     non-binary (canon, in-game, explicit)

Gibraltar – Apex Legends

    gay (canon, explicit)

Bloodhound – Apex Legends

    non-binary (canon, explicit)

Chloe Price – Life is Strange: Before the Storm

    lesbian (canon, in-game, explicit)

Sean Diaz – Life is Strange 2

    bi boy (canon, in-game, explicit)

Madeline – Celeste

    trans woman (canon, in-game, semi-explicit)*2

BirdoMario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Sports

    trans woman (canon, in-game, semi-explicit)

The Knight – Hollow Knight

    non-binary/agender (canon, in-game, explicit)

Ryuji Sakamoto/Skull Persona 5

    gay or bi/pan (canon, semi-explicit)*4.5

Aigis – Persona 3 -FES-, Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight, Persona 4: Arena, Persona 4: Arena -Ultimax-

    bi woman (canon, in-game, explicit)

Elizabeth – Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight, Persona 4: Arena, Persona 4: Arena -Ultimax-

    bi woman (canon, in-game, explicit)

Kanji TatsumiPersona 4

    gay (canon, in-game, explicit)

Tracer – Overwatch

     lesbian (canon, explicit)

Soldier: 76 – Overwatch

     gay (canon, explicit)

Kung Jin – Mortal Kombat X

     gay (canon, in-game, semi-explicit)

Mae Borowski – Night in the Woods

     pan girl (canon, in-game, explicit)

Jacob Frye – Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate

     bi man (canon, explicit)

Oz – Monster Prom

     pan non-binary boy (canon, in-game, explicit)

Amira Rashid – Monster Prom

     pan girl (canon, in-game, explicit)

Brian Yu – Monster Prom

     pan boy (canon, in-game, explicit)

Vicky Schmidt – Monster Prom

     pan girl (canon, in-game, explicit)

Clementine – The Walking Dead: Season 2, The Walking Dead: The Final Season

     bi girl (canon, in-game, explicit)

Javier Garcia – The Walking Dead: Season Three

     bi man (canon, in-game, explicit)

PoisonStreet Fighter, Final Fight Revenge

     trans woman (canon, explicit)

(Protagonist) – Dream Daddy

     gay or bi/pan and/or trans man (player-directed canon, in-game, explicit)*3

Ren Amamiya/JokerPersona 5, Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

     gay or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)*4

Tatsuya Suou - Persona 2: Innocent Sin

     gay or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Kotone Shiomi – Persona 3 -Portable-, Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth

     lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Max Caulfield – Life is Strange

     lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)*5

Ciri – The Witcher III: Wild Hunt

     lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

The Hunter (Female) – Bloodborne

      lesbian (player-determined canon, in-game, semi-explicit)*6

Corrin – Fire Emblem: Fates, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Byleth – Fire Emblem: Three Houses

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Kassandra – Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

     lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Morgan Yu – Prey (‘17)

     lesbian (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)*7

(Protagonist) – Vampire: The Masquerade -Bloodlines- 2

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan and/or trans and/or non-binary (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

De Sardet – Greedfall

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

V – Cyberpunk 2077 (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan and/or trans (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Dovahkiin/Dragonborn – The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

The Warden – Dragon Age: Origins

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Garret Hawke or Marian Hawke – Dragon Age II

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

The Inquisitor – Dragon Age: Inquisition

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Courier – Fallout: New Vegas

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Sole Survivor Nate – Fallout 4

     bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Sole Survivor Nora – Fallout 4

     bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

John Shepard or Jane ShepardMass Effect

     gay/lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Sara Ryder – Mass Effect: Andromeda

     lesbian or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

Scott Ryder – Mass Effect: Andromeda

     gay or bi/pan (player-determined canon, in-game, explicit)

(Protagonist) – Undertale

     non-binary (unconfirmed canon, in-game, semi-explicit)*8

Kris – Deltarune

     non-binary (assumed canon)*9

Maya – Borderlands 2

     ace (semi-canon, explicit)*10

Ike – Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Super Smash Bros.

     gay (evidently canon, in-game, semi-explicit)*11

Wolf O'DonnellStar Fox, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

     gay (evidently canon, in-game)*12

Eagle – Street Fighter Alpha 3 Upper/MAX, Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium 2001

     gay (evidently canon, in-game, semi-explicit)*13

Kat – Gravity Rush, Gravity Rush 2, PlayStation All-Stars -Battle Royale-

     bi woman (interpretively canon, in-game)*14

Raven – Gravity Rush 2 [Another Story: The Ark of Time - Raven’s Choice]

     lesbian (interpretively canon, in-game)*14

Shovel Knight – Shovel Knight: Shovel of Hope

     gay/lesbian and/or trans and/or non-binary (non-canon, in-game, explicit)*15

Alexios – Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

     gay or bi/pan (non-canon, in-game, explicit)*16

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

this is the best post on this fucking website

So I'm not sure if it is addressed in fiction, but is Mr. X chasing down both Leon and Claire simultaneously in RE2. Like ya boy gets locked out of one room by Leon and then by some looney toons type of nonsense he sees Claire running down another corridor and he's like "well your turn I guess"

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

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bunjywunjy

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

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zeyrablue

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

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kedreeva

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

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elucubrare

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

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doragonlw

Is anyone going to explain why Saturn is basically screaming?

Saturn is screaming because it is the planet of responsibility and it just can’t handle it.

Types of people as tv shows

Twin Peaks: weird, coffee addict, dark circles under eyes, oversized sweaters, always cold, autumn and winter are their favorite seasons, screams uncontrollably, doesn’t like to socialize much, messy hair, constant what the fuck, can eat a mountain of sugar and still stay skinny, 80s and 90s obsessed, occasionally smokes cigarettes, psychic, has conspiracy theories on every topic, loves donuts, horror movie junkie, mysterious, doesn’t really know what’s going on, could live in a slasher, doesn’t get hurt easily, only close friends

Friends: kind, everyone loves them, laughs a lot, has multiple crush but hardly ever relationship, hilarious, vintage, talks to trees, always tired, knows everyone and everything, binging on netflix, sarcastic, eats lots of junk food, doesn’t care, could kill for their friends, cool, acts dumb, good grades, helpful, hates scary stories, childish, panics a lot, can fall asleep everywhere, cries on romantic movies, wants to live in new york, loves animals, long hair, mom jeans, nike sneakers, mental breakdown every week, tries hard, awkward, soft af

Stranger Things: sleeps late, little shit, cool, a mom friend, rebel, rides on their bike like everywhere, always disappears, sci-fi lover, 80s outfits, cries while listening to queen’s music, funny, has many friends, short hair, just wants to leave them alone, gets drunk easily, screams a lot, hysterical, interested in science, knows every scene from back to the future and mad max, spoiler alert, has crush on bad boys, nervous, popular at school, coca-cola, lies to their parents and sneaks out to parties, afraid of the dark, loves forests, a mood

Euphoria: always late, hates school, pretty hoe, charismatic, has lots of plants in their room, sleeping is their hobby, dyes hair often, perfect make-up, glitter everywhere, bites, makes hermetic jokes, tricky, acts tough but deep down is soft, popular at school, confident, drama queen, loves music, dances while being drunk, party every weekend, hangover, always tired, hoodie, perfect hairstyle, sassy, watches every tv show, doesn’t give a shit, project x is their favorite movie, probably bisexual, full of secrets, just wants peace and love

Hannibal: dark humor, dead inside, spooky, hysterical laughter, falls for villains, pale, loves halloween, usually straight hair, lives in a cosy house, waits for winter, reads a lot, sleeps for few hours, stays late at night, interested in true crime, midnight is the favorite time, dark colors, calm, makes sarcastic comments, loves vintage clothes, sentimental, loves their friends, constant harry potter phase, more books than reasons to live, mascara and wine red lipstick, always wears a coat, wants to be a detective, piercing look, big eyes

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.