yall know the feeling when you're reading a fanfiction and you read a line/dialog that's just so beautiful that you rethink all your life choices and want to start being a better person so you just stare at it like:
shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime
obsessed with the fact that he already had his Official Ravkan Outfit on underneath his coat, just in case he might need to make a dramatic identity reveal at any given moment
“i fucked my way into this situation and i will fuck my way out!”
-sirius black probably
*sirius black probably about an argument with remus
a comedian™️
DANIELLE GALLIGAN as NINA ZENIK in season 2 of SHADOW AND BONE (2021-)
Freddy Carter carried this season on his back, he was born to play Kaz Brekker & you can’t say otherwise
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
whatblogidonthaveablog
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
smolredlesbian
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
lesbiandeweyfinn
me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.
The version I learned was ‘Ah Yes’ in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go “Ah Yes, the ____” in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.
Freddy Carter unironically just delivered the performance of a life time. Bro ate, left no crumbs and left
arthurpenhaligons
me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance
me irl:
the inherent lesboeroticism of anything and everything i personally like
“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.
