why is this green bitch so gotdamn needy ob my god
using this post in my philosophy class to explain the concept of parasocial relationship as a form of advertising
using this post to get shits and fartfs on tu mblr dot com
And that's the tea.
Tattletale bitch
wyd after eating this
After you eat that you sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed rhoncus.
a fucking mongus?
AMONGUS
problemstheclown
girl your tits are amongus
official boob post
the fact that Dr pepper is the leading soda on this dumb website is a sign that the ship is fucking sinking
Anonymous asked:
what surgery are you getting. lol. 😏
hehe :3c
tumblr stop asking me if i want to add tags before i post a post i’m not a bottom okay
“kids just want to be on their phones and ipad”
nuh uh they want to beat each other to death with rocks
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
Okay so i think i accidentally hacked someone’s dog’s instagram
CAN I GET ARRESTED IF I POST A PICTURE OF MY DOG
🦕🦖
I miss them so much every fucking day it isn’t fair they’re gone. RIP dionsauirs I miss you so much I’m fucking crying. We could have been friends and I could have used the long neck as a slide. IT ISNT FAIR
new fantasy romance novel idea: a girl starts dating a guy and discovers he is secretly a second century warlord
