I think that we aren't allowed to go to Eurovision because they know we'd win. We would just send Beyoncé. She wouldn't need to even perform, she would just walk on stage and be like, I won this thing, and she would win.
I read the first sentence and thought ‘oh great, here we go again’ but then I read the rest and ??? I agree with you 1000% there would be no contest whatsoever
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i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes
- flo from progressive
- the midwest
- how big is alaska
- jeopardy review games
- spIRIT WEEK
- jake from statefarm
- it’s not car insurance, it’s all state
- “mayhem is coming”
- “nothing could replace brad”
- kahoot
- BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
- thanks obama
- idk my bff jill
- kids who take kickball way to seriously
- CARLOS!
- 1-800-(insert year here)-Jenny
- New Jersey hate
- Florida fear
tag urself i’m thanks obama
living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?
wait who’s the serial killer?
Ted cruz is the zodiac killer
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I know a lot of Americans don’t know how to convert from Fahrenheit to Celsius so here’s a little cheat sheet.
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Introducing the California version:
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