when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

when u at bible study but u still gotta show the folks that ur with the shits

your baby as soon as these come off

I just want to know who is filling them with syrup 

every day is leg day

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

this is so cute and wholesome!! LOOK AT THE BREAD PHOTO

Boycotting Whoever Annoys Me

Taxi Driver (1976)

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

When your opponent sends out the same Pokémon as you

let me be perfectly clear

oh, i see

I appreciate your transparency

I do enjoy your clearness

fish

fish

fish

Fish

Fish

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me: