Jesper: I miss Milo
Wylan: Milo?
Jesper: My one true love and honestly the best thing to ever happen to me. He was so cute and the world just went quiet when I held him in my arms
Wylan: ??
Jesper: Oh! context would’ve been good, Milos a goat. Dont worry, love
Wylan: Im not sure if thats better or worse
ilu2 jesper 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
i just wanna remind u all that ily. ur strong even if you need to cuddle me to remember that strength. im always down for cuddles 💖
new main cast member bubbles the goat
finally. more goat representation on television
who is the cutest person on Grishatube and why is it @i-know-metal.
I love you but you're wrong, dear. The cutest person is clearly you.
ur all wrong, its clearly me
Dunyasha is so much better than you, you ridiculous stupid fucking letdown <3
Wow. Wow.
Have you actually met Dunyasha? She’s a disgrace to the Sankts—
What the FUCK— Who the fuck is cursing at Inej—
this anon clearly lacks a life.
Or they’re hoping to lose it.
anon couldnt pay me 100x my weight in gold to make me switch spots with them rn
Roast everyone on grishatube.
not worth my time.
thank u for not roasting us! i want to live, not be eaten :(
inej. I may have a...gift for you. a new knife, made by the best fabrikators of course.
Really? I’m… intrigued-
yes really. only to murder the anon.
Oh that’s very thoughtful of you, but jumping straight to murder does seem a little harsh..
i havent seen the anon baghra is talking ab but murder is a consistently good answer to most problems. that or chicken nuggies
anyone wanna do a late night chicken nuggies run?
Absolutely adorable. Fun sized. Minuscule.
Honestly Kaz.
I would never.
now we know its u for sure bc if it wasnt u would be threatening to do something unspeakably violent to the person who sent this
Who are your children?
I am not publicly announcing all my children’s names.
the older one isn’t named mackenzie
So have you accepted science or still in denial?
I don’t disbelieve in science.
yeah brekkie is all about science. whered you get that idea from anon???
What do you mean you “miss all your crows.” You live with me.
There are six of us total, dear. But I think I’m allowed to miss you as well. Sometimes you’re not home-
That’s how jobs work, Inej.
Don’t be a hypocrite. You say you miss me all the time.
Well you’re so far away.
get a room!!!! <- from the other room
Arctic Monkeys. Yeah. They get it.
what about nonarctic goats? do we get it?
Oh Milo, my dear…
yeh?
They are a band..
OOOOOOooooooo ok. i see.
maybe i should make a band called “nonarctic goats” would you listen to it?
Why were you there then? Cozying up with Nazyalensky?
Why the fuck would I take interest in Nazyalensky.
anon’s even dumber than me for thinking you have any interest, romantic or otherwise, for anyone on the planet besides inej
-_-
am i right or am i right people???
Arctic Monkeys. Yeah. They get it.
what about nonarctic goats? do we get it?
Oh Milo, my dear…
yeh?
Why were you there then? Cozying up with Nazyalensky?
Why the fuck would I take interest in Nazyalensky.
anon’s even dumber than me for thinking you have any interest, romantic or otherwise, for anyone on the planet besides inej
Why were you at the ball in the in the grand palace?
I have Nothing to do with whatever attempted assassination shit happened “in the in the” grand palace.
what the Fuck did i miss
bro same 😂
Arctic Monkeys. Yeah. They get it.
what about nonarctic goats? do we get it?
