Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.
Feudal monarchy is so hilarious because it’s just like: “What if we based our entire sociopolitical structure on fucked-up family dynamics?”
Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.
If you have 1,000 cops and 10 of them are "bad" but the other 990 won't report them, you have 1,000 bad cops.
thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
“penguin brothers forever”
TAKES CARE OF IT??!
I need everyone to know that not only does Venom “take care of Eddie”, Eddie is legitimately sexually aroused by Venom itself.
I cannot blame hgim
hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula
dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.
We could not resist recording this... One week to Re: Dracula!
2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online
And it slapped
There is a certain point where it becomes “I turn right at the place where I turn right, then take the shortcut which I know about, then left where I turn left. Yes, I’m sure all of these things have proper names but I don’t recall what they are. The only landmarks I remember are places which were torn down decades ago.”
Uruk, Iraq
The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful
“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”
I like this version more
i genuinely mean it if you pay money for this youre the biggest dumbfuck on the planet
designated "bully me, i payed for this shit for two years" indicator. youd be better off putting a kick me sticky note on every fucking blog
ah yes, pay them money when they're actively making the site worse and refusing to address the transphobia rife in their staff. definitely gonna sell a ton of those badges tumblr
Achievement Unlocked:
Add a "humiliation kink" badge to your website and charge money for it
@staff bring back porn and maybe, just maybe I'd consider it.
Someone in an autism facebook group I'm in just asked "How am I supposed to earn enough to make a living without burning out?"
Someone replied: "You're not. Even neurotypicals can't right now in the system designed for them. We're the canaries in the coalmine. When we start failing, they know something is wrong."
People keep saying, "Oh, everyone thinks they're neurodivergent now!" or they'll say it's the foods or chemicals or whatever other nonsense they've fallen for, but to me the answer is so obvious?
We've gotten to a point that more and more people are being left behind by the system, making it so that neurodivergent parents who could get by fine *enough* in decades/centuries past are bringing children into a world that cannot and will not attempt to accommodate them. There's nothing in the water and people aren't faking, it's just that this is no longer sustainable or livable and of course people with disabilities will be hit first and hit the hardest. There aren't more people with it, it's just harder to go through life without being aware that you're not functioning the way your peers seem to be able to.
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Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.
No they shouldn't, being an obese and overweight is never good for your physical health.🙏 It's important for us all to be healthy and manage our weight according to our height and age, and there is nothing wrong in that.
Hi! Please don’t spread misinformation on my posts, especially not medical misinformation. I understand that you have been taught that these things are true, but they are not.
Here are some facts in good faith.
Even if weight loss was a good idea,
Thank you for taking the time to read this! Please note that I’m here to combat misinformation about a serious issue, not to debate. I am willing clarify my points if people have good faith questions, and that is all.
Have a good day!
"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
