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All Things Magical

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After having 70’s hits in Guardians of the Galaxy then 80’s bops in the sequel I honestly can’t wait for the 3rd movie to be announced, because we’ll probably have a 90’s OST with, very probably, the very first shot of the movie being Chris Pratt kicking open a door with ‘someBODY ONCE-’ blasting in the background

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

Hermione isn’t dead... so did she just write it?

The older I get the less I put up with JKR 

“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle

also there’s no way that each and every slytherin has a death eater family member that’s just dumb

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end 

obviously this is the funniest thing ive ever read

Lily: James, we are NOT naming our child Bambi!
(Sirius and Remus watch from a safe distance away)
Remus: Five galleons he’s going to sneak that onto the birth certificate as the baby's middle name
Sirius: I don’t know, I’m betting he’s going to give his own name as the middle name because of his large ego
Remus, snorting: You’re one to talk about large egos
Sirius: Exactly, that’s why our child will be Sirius Padfoot Lupin

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

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I guess he had some beeves with this new information

“Don’t let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do or achieve. Do what you want to do and be who you want to be. Just encourage and include each other, don’t ostracize the gender in front of you.”