pinkalicious

This is one for the OGs

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

SLURP SLURP SLURP

reblog if ur rotting right now!!!!

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

Philip K. Dick, Martian Time-Slip

i wonder how old i’ll be when i stop throwing up peace signs when i make eye contact with people

i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

sorry for thinking it's sexy when people's hair starts graying😔 i'm right tho

good afternoon girl i’m sprawled on these cathedral steps

October so far: October 1 - Minecraft Steve In smash October 2 - Trump gets covid

can’t wait to see what’s in store for October 3 !!

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

the month of october has always been that bitch but she really outdid herself this year god fucking bless

if no one else got me i know my local chinese restaurant got me

i need to get fucked by something other than my life