i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

Touch the baby

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due to the extreme proliferation of Barbie Mugshot Memes on my dash, i am now judging all of them like a wealthy monarch. The Barbie Mugshot Memes coffers are full to bursting so i can afford to look at them and be like 'hm. no. neither of those characters would care about being arrested actually. bring me another.' i'm not going to SAY anything just know that if you put them on my dash i am there. silently evaluating.

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

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Explosive decompression

happy pride

Meet the King of Diamonds, the rainbow pride knight! Thank you everyone for joining us and giving feedback on all the compositions, shaping this deck; it's been an amazing journey! The Pride Knights Playing Cards, art prints and uncut sheets are now available for pre-order here: prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

YES YES YES IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!

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As part of an ink test I have created the best ship art I’ve ever produced

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

this actually happened in croatia 

“same time tomorrow?”

STONE COLD

Sometimes the “I’ve seen some shit in my days” is just heavily implied

except it was yellow

A proto se říká “to samé v bledě modrém”

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

tonight i watched the entire movie ‘Amelie’ and NO WHERE in that WHOLE MOVIE did anyone even MENTION the notion of cooking an egg with a spoon.

What voice do yall imagine when you read "nice cock!" For me it's the announcer from Mario Golf Toadstool Tour

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

I'm back from work youll never believe what happened

there was fucking cusomer