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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

I know this post is technically a week late, but I just had to draw this iconic scene from the last episode (which had me screaming for almost 30 minutes) 😂

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Pearl is conflicted.

That feeling when you’re reading a fanfic and the main couple has stumbled through their confessions and now they’re on their first date, and everything is sweet and fluffy, but then you move on to the next chapter and realize you’re only halfway through the fic

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Ace Attorney Felt Llama AU

Yeah, so I bought red felt because Phoenix Wright, Attorney-at-Llama looked sad and lonely. Unfortunately I do not think Miles is enjoying being a llama. I imagine he is thinking, “NNNGH. Wright… Why are we llamas?”

artists & writers be like

Very true. Like you. You’re adorable.

and my content is absolute shit 

No it isn’t

Love you

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What a loving relationship

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CAL WHAT THE FUCK

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if I had to see this so do my followers

tbh not sure if ive seen weirder

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Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60. 

My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which a broke millennial who desperately want to finish his long-abandoned degree but is drowning in student debt pretends to be a senior citizen in order to attend college for free.

I’m picturing someone Channing Tatumesque, applying age makeup every morning before he heads off to class. It’s sort of a cross between 21 Jump Street and Mrs. Doubtfire. He keeps forgetting which hip is supposed to be his bad one. His classmates laugh every time he uses slang. There’s definitely a scene where he attends a college party and busts it up on the dance floor.

He catches the eye of a fellow returning student, a woman in her 50s, but she thinks he’s like 70 and she’s already buried one husband, you know? She’s not interested in doing that again. When his charade unravels (hilariously) at the end of the movie, though, she finds out he’s actually like 30 and has abs you could bounce a quarter off. And he’s still super into her. And really, maybe it’s time she gave May-December romance a chance.

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Okay so to refine this concept a little:

Our Hero is stuck in a job where he keep seeing people get promoted past him because they have a 4-year degree and he doesn’t. He can’t afford to go back to school until he finishes paying off his student loans for the degree he’s one semester from completing. If he got the promotion he wants he could pay them off a lot quicker. But he can’t get the promotion without the degree.

Along comes a clerical error in his almost-alma mater’s records which lists his birth year as 1948 instead of 1984. He gets a call from them about their “free tuition for seniors” program. “Wow, that sounds amazing!” he says. “I’ll be sure to tell my, uh, grandpa, as soon as he gets home.”

It’s one semester. If he can keep up the charade, he’ll have the degree, get the promotion, pay off the student loans. Hell, if they figure it out after the fact and come after him for the tuition, he’ll be able to afford it by then. He just needs to pass as a 70-year-old until graduation. How hard could it be?

(also, someone in the notes suggested “Senior Year” for a title, which is PERFECT.)

Holy shitballs.

I hope everyone’s been enjoying the new episodes so far! And I bet the Starco shippers are really enjoying them as well 😂

I wanted to do recreate/storyboard this scene as Marco talks to Tom instead of Star, it was really fun! And I hope you all enjoy it! 💞

If you all want me to animate this into a full scene, please feel free to suggest it to me!

OT3 with mascara on. Lol. Since Tom’s marks are canonically eyeliner/mascara might as well.

Let these kids be dorky and fabulous.

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