“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

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Head & Shoulders should sell a body wash named Knees & Toes.

I left some fake zoo events at the Dallas Zoo.

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

OH

the most unrealistic thing about HTGAWM is how hard Annalise Keating goes for her students??? Keating helps her students cover up literal murder?? my professors would piss on my grave if they even bothered to show up??

i just need some peas and quiet sometimes

if you’re feeling sad

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