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refinery29

Under the new rule, hospitals, abortion clinics, and other health care facilities are prohibited from disposing of fetal remains in sanitary landfills. Instead, they must finance cremation or burial of the remains. Texas made this clarification in response to outrage about privacy concerns.

Absolutely fucking garbage

So after the painful and invasive experience that is an abortion/miscarriage women now have to pay for the fetus they didnt even give birth to.

Reminder that this is a ripoff of a law Mike Pence tried to pass in Indiana before he was blocked by a federal court.

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Be alone. Eat alone, take yourself on dates, sleep alone. In the midst of this you will learn about yourself. You will grow, you will figure out what inspires you, you will curate your own dreams, your own beliefs, your own stunning clarity, and when you do meet the person who makes your cells dance, you will be sure of it, because you are sure of yourself.
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45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS, BUT WON’T ASK FOR: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING .. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she’s beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it. 23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her. 24. Make her feel loved. 25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know! WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US 26. Don’t lie to her. 27. DON’T cheat on her. 28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants. 29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her. 30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT. 31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too. 32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her. 33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her). 34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly. 35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her. REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT .. 36. When people diss her, stand up for her. 37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her. 38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you. 39. When walking next to each other grab her hand. 40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE’S LOVED. 41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. 44. Always remind her how much you love her. 45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her. You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. ♥

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Intimacy do not always mean sex...

Wash her hair for her

Help her shave

Cook a meal together

Write her a letter… about her(no actually write it)

Shower together (or bath)

Body rubs and massages work well (especially her feet and booty)😉

When she’s removing polish from her fingers…grab a cotton ball and remove the polish from her toes

After she showers…meet her with a dry towel and dry her off

When she’s dry rub her down with coconut oil(or whatever she prefers…

TALK: about her day…her goal…her opinions…

Listen to her…

Form secret code words that only you and her will understand if said publicly

Build memories together….

JUST A FEW SUGGESTIONS….Reblog if you have some suggestions to add.

Hugs that last a few minutes

Hugs where you bury your face in their hair or neck and enjoy how wonderful they smell.

Holding hands while driving.

Playing with fingers over dinner.

Light touches in general.

And hugs. Lots of hugs.

Cuddling… with clothes ON.

Burrowing into their jacket/coat while they’re wearing it.

Hiding your head under their shirt while they’re wearing it.

Kisses on top of the head, forehead, tip of the nose…

Speaking of the nose… nose rubs (with your own nose or just a light stroke with the finger). Nose pokes. Nose pinches.

Pouncing onto their back and nuzzling their neck from behind.

Putting your mouth on their arm, neck, or belly and making that loud “fart” noise.

Stick your finger in their mouth when they yawn.

Make up silly treaties like… ie: The Belly Button Accord of 2016 – No poking the belly button if mid yawn/stretch, unless the stretch/yawn lasts more than 5+ seconds.

Make up articles and clauses to go along with above mentioned treaty… ie: Article 7, clause 15 states, If they violate the treaty, you’re allowed to make fart noises on their arm, uninterrupted, for 5 minutes straight.

Read a book together.

Stroke their hair while they sleep.

Stroke their hair while they’re awake.

Purposely do a big yawn so they will attempt to stick their finger in your mouth… so you can bite them.

Intimacy isn’t always necessarily “sweet and googly.” It also consists of doing silly/playful things to make each other giggle or laugh.

This…

🙌🏻

Hugs from behind and suprise tickle fights.

Waking them up with their favorite food.

Taking time for the little things like saying how much you love them.

Baking with them at obscure hours of the night just to watch/listen/talk to them.

Helping them through sad times and holding them close.

I adore this post~

This is perfection

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He also helped convince Abraham Lincoln to let African Americans fight for their own freedom.

I wonder why we’ve never heard of him…

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Hollywood gonna make a movie of this starring Tom Cruise.

There’s actually a great podcast about him on “stuff you missed in history class”.

The history channel talked a him briefly in series about making America. It was good shit

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Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

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bogleech

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

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sagepeach

For Rough Times - Because you deserve to feel okay

crisis/urgent support lines and sites

relaxation/anxiety relief

the quiet place project

music and sounds

comfort food

advice and tips

videos and movies

distractions etc

extras

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I want someone who can assure me that I’m it. Someone not afraid to hold my hand wherever we go, and someone who can be as true with me as I am with them. I want to be woken up by a cute phone call where they tell me how much they miss me, and care for me. overall, I just want someone that will stand by me; no matter what. You’ve got to be out there.