Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH
All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).
a cat i just met: *rubs her furry little cheek against my hand and rolls over to let me pet her soft tummy*
me, with tears in my eyes: you and i... we have a special connection... a bond... nobody else has what we have...
i think i might be lonely
#067
Take me on
why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!
Why is this so funny??
me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
the thought of me having sex: nice
the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
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