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Ophélia

Anna O.

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I hate this human skin.

I want to go back to the earth.

I want to be wrapped in her embrace.

I want to feel her eternal love blooming from my flesh.

I want to be apart of her again.

For all children grow up, except one. Peter Pan (2003) dir. P.J. Hogan

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

Water bender confirmed

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

It’s possible you might be immortal. Nothing has killed you yet.

christians and gays 

It’s even funnier when I can’t tell which is which

be the reason that the lights flicker and the ground shakes

you see, the purple under my eyes is not from lack of sleep. it’s a gift from the mothman and the fae for praising the moon while awake at 3am, to make me recognized as a cryptid watcher. do not get these confused.

Frozen Arrows Installation by Glenn Kaino

It’s so cute watching people interact with art, creating new art.

This comment sums it up completely!

Exhibition quality German hunting knife with chiseled silver mountings and sheath, stag handle. Late 19th or early 20th century.

from Rock Island Auctions