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@imaveryevilgirl

there's horns in my icon | they/them | Lily/Seraphe/Zel (currently collecting names) | I've been aging for 19 years does that mean a vampire would regard my blood as a fine wine | bi or pan (take your pick idc)/demisexual/polyam | Supreme Leader of the Nyarmy | apparently a trans icon | Taken by @a-smol-potat123 and Nyx who changes their url a lot | Always up for random asks | Will give you music recommendations (no guarantees if they're good) | pokemon, dnd, hollow knight, and several other kinds of game nerd with a bit of cartoonish evil thrown in for flavor
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Welcome to my evil lair!

This cringe account is full of swearing and caps lock so if that's not your thing, this isn't the account for you

I BLOCK BOTS PLS HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR ACCOUNT THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A HUMAN IS RUNNING IT

I'm also proudly horny on main

I try to tag tws but whatever I forget you can always ask me to tag

Ask box is open 24/7 and I will give you music recs if asked (no promises if they're good)

Rules:

  • I'm 18, but that doesn't give you a free pass to be gross
  • TERFs, homophobes, bigots, whatever if you're an asshole you're not welcome here
  • You may ask me anything, submit anything, or message me anything, but I reserve the right to block you at any time

Icon picrew here (I added the nonbinary flag)

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effemimaniac

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

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effemimaniac

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

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nutellabreakfast

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

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makel-grax

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

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effemimaniac

that's dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

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willypadilly

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

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willypadilly

I’m naked.

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dyggot

Jigglypuff should not be fluffy. It's based on a balloon and balloons do not have fur

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imaveryevilgirl

counterpoint

fluffy = better pats

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dyggot

Very fair but also you can rub a jigglypuff on your hair and it gets staticy and cool

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imaveryevilgirl

you could also do that with an electric type

jigglypuff cuddles

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dyggot

From Detective Pikachu it confirms jigglypuff is fluffy anyway, so...

JIGGLYPUFF CUDDLES!!!!!

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imaveryevilgirl

YES!!

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mintacle

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

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ar-lasa-mala-revas

Pour one out for this choice bot url

#had one called tacticalweed follow me the other day#PLS WHY ISN'T THAT AN ACTUAL PERSON
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dyggot

Jigglypuff should not be fluffy. It's based on a balloon and balloons do not have fur

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imaveryevilgirl

counterpoint

fluffy = better pats

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dyggot

Very fair but also you can rub a jigglypuff on your hair and it gets staticy and cool

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imaveryevilgirl

you could also do that with an electric type

jigglypuff cuddles

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thyrell

i gotta admit i feel a little bad for the staff here because they have the interesting job of making a website work and make money while also marketing it to a userbase who are mostly looking for a website that sucks and doesnt work and does not make money

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souldagger

breakdown of why moon’s haunted is the tweet of all time

- the implication that the nasa spaceship got back to earth, from the moon, without nasa knowing

- nasa employee is super chill about it

- theres just a gun lying around

- the astronaut is taking a gun and nothing else to fight ghosts

- moon’s haunted

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souldagger
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uhhhh *headpat*

#ask