me flirting: u make me feel less dead
The coolest bumblebee ever.
omg unmute, it’s so innocent
camera person: “wave” bee: *raises arm* camera person: “yaaaay, what’s up mr. bumblebee?”
I need to find out why they do this, since there’s the “high five” video that went around, and the other day I pet a bumblebee on some flowers and it raised its front leg like this, too.
Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some stupid sitcom air until another day has eclipsed and you’re a little closer to the moment of pure ecstasy that will come with the end of this cartoonish nightmare that is your existence
Netflix and existential crisis
A Tumblr user asked the 13-year-old Girl Meets World star about her thoughts on “white feminism” and the notion that the movement may exclude certain marginalized groups, like women of color and non-cis/queer women. Her full response shows she understands intersectional feminism better than most adults.
I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
Today, I fucked up... by trapping a girl in a revolving door
If you’re a polite person, it’s muscle memory to hold the door open for whoever’s behind you.
I was leaving my university library through a revolving door, and I was reading something on my phone. This gorgeous girl was behind me with a coffee in one hand and books in the other.
As I exit out into the open, without even realizing it, I hold my hand back to stop the motion of the door. She walked right into the glass, spilling her coffee all over herself.
I panicked and ran.
I can never go back.
me
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
LOL i remember coming across a whole book of these
wow i love this can this be life
legit my favorite art movement
you've heard of harrison ford, get ready for
BaldDad Toyota
jesus
straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this
stop spreading this rude ass meme



