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The coolest bumblebee ever.

omg unmute, it’s so innocent

camera person: “wave” bee: *raises arm* camera person: “yaaaay, what’s up mr. bumblebee?”

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godslush

I need to find out why they do this, since there’s the “high five” video that went around, and the other day I pet a bumblebee on some flowers and it raised its front leg like this, too.

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Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some stupid sitcom air until another day has eclipsed and you’re a little closer to the moment of pure ecstasy that will come with the end of this cartoonish nightmare that is your existence

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hedgeworth

Netflix and existential crisis

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I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

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Today, I fucked up... by trapping a girl in a revolving door

If you’re a polite person, it’s muscle memory to hold the door open for whoever’s behind you.

I was leaving my university library through a revolving door, and I was reading something on my phone. This gorgeous girl was behind me with a coffee in one hand and books in the other.

As I exit out into the open, without even realizing it, I hold my hand back to stop the motion of the door. She walked right into the glass, spilling her coffee all over herself.

I panicked and ran.

I can never go back.

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LOL i remember coming across a whole book of these 

wow i love this can this be life

legit my favorite art movement

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jesus

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dekuking

straight men deserve a noble piece prize for this

stop spreading this rude ass meme